All Mouth, No Ticket

[WakeBlue]

Fantastic that My FB status for the Next few days!

 

[PistonBlue]

Very good DD, we all know someone like that

 

[allan harper]

Fantastic that My FB status for the Next few days!

I'm waiting till after Sundays game, great post Dave !

 

[bluevengence]

Loved the Johnny Evans line...

Shannon Matthews Paedo Uncle sums armchair United fans up. I havent worked out how to put pics on here but I am sure someone will remind us...

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I watched a documentary on the Matthews case and their house had tacky Man United merchandise all over it. You just know the inadequate fucker has never been. But the shirt somehow makes him feel like a winner, when he is one of the biggest losers in the world.

Classic Man United.

 

[LongsightM13]

I watched a documentary on the Matthews case and their house had tacky Man United merchandise all over it. You just know the inadequate fucker has never been. But the shirt somehow makes him feel like a winner, when he is one of the biggest losers in the world.

Classic Man United.

Surely he felt like one of life's winners when he managed to pull one of Yorkshire's hottest 'cougars?'



Or maybe not.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Ric wouldn't put it on the blog because he doesn't like stuff about United. I remembered it this morning and thought I'd whack it on here.

Maybe Ric felt that 'poetry' about men in pubs was a bit, well, sort of, cheesy?

Kill the cheese, Dave and keep on shuffling.

 

[Leemcfc1988]

Brilliant! Sounds like a few of my mates

 

[M18CTID]

Quality,and oh so true,as every pub has dozens of them.
Good work mate.

Fixed that for you ;)

Good work DD.

 

[droylsdenblue]

great ditty...

I've alread told my pub rag mates that in 2 or 3 years when City are in full swing they wont even be bothering watching their team in the pub!...fact.