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jrb said:
RAWK is f***king priceless ATM.

The RED MEN are coming up with every excuse imaginable to convince themselves that City winning the title isn't as important as Liverpool coming 2nd.(the new 1st) :-)

They really a deluded bunch of c***ts.


Click on the link after this absolute gem


Ha. They’re about to win the League Championship again, and retain it for the first time in their history, they’ve reeled off win after win under pressure to keep their noses in front, and not one word about how he’s proud of his team. He just seems offended by the temerity of a team to challenge them. I think it is worse that it’s us. I don’t agree that this Liverpool team will be forgotten, I think this season will be remembered mainly for us getting a shed load points and not winning. “2019? Was that the year Liverpool won a crazy number of games and still came up short?” Man City relegated to a minor player in what might become a treble season. They know it too. We’ll be a bit like Brazil 82 (I’m not saying we’re as good as them by any stretch of the imagination, or will be as loved by the neutral ) in that people will always remember that side as well if not better than Italy that year. No-one gives a fig about them. When the fixtures come out for next season who here will be looking for the games v them first? The order will be opening couple of weeks, who we finish against, then the Everton and Man United fixtures and then possibly them with Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal. The same will be repeated by other fan bases. Opening, closing fixtures, local rivals then us and United before they look for City. Imagine that, probable back to back Champions and Treble winners and no-one is arsed about you enough to check when they’re playing you to get excited about a visit to the Etihad or having them come to their ground. Must be shite to be so good yet have everyone think “meh” about you.

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=274792.27360
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To quote the psychiatrist in FawltyTowers,
‘There’s enough material there for an entire conference’
 
Its a beautiful thread on RAWK. That scouse/norse humour gets me every time. Plastic fuckers.
 
'twas in the year two thousand and nineteen
That God rewarded his own favourite team
A German messiah with glistening teeth
Ice cool in his glasses but passion beneath
Dignified of demeanour and never excusing
In the unlikely event of Liverpool losing
With 70,000 disciples (more than Jesus had)
Descending on Spain at a place called Madrid
Some even have tickets to see the event
The rest of us hidden in a hospitality tent
'til the bloke on the turnstyle, he turneth his eye
And 50,000 scousers come hastening by
To witness the team dubbed "Eurpean Royalty"
Famed for their humour, modesty and loyalty
And if things go tits up and the worst should occur
We'll behave with dignity not like sub-human ver(min)

Please apply by PM for the other 96 verses.

Bored waiting for Sunday.
 
Newman Noggs said:
'twas in the year two thousand and nineteen
That God rewarded his own favourite team
A German messiah with glistening teeth
Ice cool in his glasses but passion beneath
Dignified of demeanour and never excusing
In the unlikely event of Liverpool losing
With 70,000 disciples (more than Jesus had)
Descending on Spain at a place called Madrid
Some even have tickets to see the event
The rest of us hidden in a hospitality tent
'til the bloke on the turnstyle, he turneth his eye
And 50,000 scousers come hastening by
To witness the team dubbed "Eurpean Royalty"
Famed for their humour, modesty and loyalty
And if things go tits up and the worst should occur
We'll behave with dignity not like sub-human ver(min)

Please apply by PM for the other 96 verses.

Bored waiting for Sunday.
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Is there an abridged version with 39?
 
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