DrBlueBob
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Never been. I may wait until I'm deaf though.
Hang on, Am I still in the aternative RAWK zone?
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Hang on, Am I still in the aternative RAWK zone?
horlock_was_super
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I have got some sick in my mouth now! :(Sorry to ruin it for everyone, and I admire your contributions, but they are nought compared to the real thing. The following extract is lifted from the pre-match spiel on RAWK last night. Honestly it really is! I know you will think it's satire but it genuinely isn't.
"
“More” than Words"
On the surface, Barcelona and Liverpool have a great deal in common.
Both clubs and cities consider themselves different from the larger colonialized culture in which they inhabit. The phrase “we are not English, we are Scouse” could be just as easily replaced with the idea of not being Spanish, but Catalan.
Secondly, the passion for each club in their cultures, cities, and local areas drives the economy and social strata. Each market their brands as being more than a club or this means more. To some extent, these are just words used to indoctrinate. But, when you have lived in these cities, been in the choir singing the gospel of King Kenny or witnessing miracles by the savior Lionel Messi, all while praying to the bluegrauna/red and white kop soccer gods, it is hard to argue with "more". It does mean more and both of these two giants are more than clubs. "
nmc
Well-Known Member
Sorry to ruin it for everyone, and I admire your contributions, but they are nought compared to the real thing. The following extract is lifted from the pre-match spiel on RAWK last night. Honestly it really is! I know you will think it's satire but it genuinely isn't.
"
“More” than Words"
On the surface, Barcelona and Liverpool have a great deal in common.
Both clubs and cities consider themselves different from the larger colonialized culture in which they inhabit. The phrase “we are not English, we are Scouse” could be just as easily replaced with the idea of not being Spanish, but Catalan.
Secondly, the passion for each club in their cultures, cities, and local areas drives the economy and social strata. Each market their brands as being more than a club or this means more. To some extent, these are just words used to indoctrinate. But, when you have lived in these cities, been in the choir singing the gospel of King Kenny or witnessing miracles by the savior Lionel Messi, all while praying to the bluegrauna/red and white kop soccer gods, it is hard to argue with "more". It does mean more and both of these two giants are more than clubs. "
Shit... send for the men in white coats.
SebastianBlue
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That won’t help you; scouse penetrates your flesh like arhythmic bass.Never been. I may wait until I'm deaf though.
Hang on, Am I still in the aternative RAWK zone?
Liverpool Football Club announces KOP expansion.
Liverpool Football club have Today announced plans to increase the capacity of the KOP to 20,000.
The plans include a replica of the Trevi Fountain at the back of the KOP.
This will allow the RED MEN to throw each other, visiting supporters, and locals into the fountain.
The fountain will also allow the RED MEN to make a wish before they throw their money into the fountain.
The money thrown into the fountain will be used to pay for the expansion of the KOP.
Liverpool Football club have Today announced plans to increase the capacity of the KOP to 20,000.
The plans include a replica of the Trevi Fountain at the back of the KOP.
This will allow the RED MEN to throw each other, visiting supporters, and locals into the fountain.
The fountain will also allow the RED MEN to make a wish before they throw their money into the fountain.
The money thrown into the fountain will be used to pay for the expansion of the KOP.
SebastianBlue
President, International Julian Alvarez Fan Club
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What about the Countinho money!?The money thrown into the fountain will be used to pay for the expansion of the KOP.
PepInYourStep
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*squeaking sounds*
Stoned Rose
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Sorry to ruin it for everyone, and I admire your contributions, but they are nought compared to the real thing. The following extract is lifted from the pre-match spiel on RAWK last night. Honestly it really is! I know you will think it's satire but it genuinely isn't.
"
“More” than Words"
On the surface, Barcelona and Liverpool have a great deal in common.
Both clubs and cities consider themselves different from the larger colonialized culture in which they inhabit. The phrase “we are not English, we are Scouse” could be just as easily replaced with the idea of not being Spanish, but Catalan.
Secondly, the passion for each club in their cultures, cities, and local areas drives the economy and social strata. Each market their brands as being more than a club or this means more. To some extent, these are just words used to indoctrinate. But, when you have lived in these cities, been in the choir singing the gospel of King Kenny or witnessing miracles by the savior Lionel Messi, all while praying to the bluegrauna/red and white kop soccer gods, it is hard to argue with "more". It does mean more and both of these two giants are more than clubs. "
‘Soccer’.
End of chat.
manimanc
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Wow, I bet william Shakespeare is wondering where it all went wrong.Sorry to ruin it for everyone, and I admire your contributions, but they are nought compared to the real thing. The following extract is lifted from the pre-match spiel on RAWK last night. Honestly it really is! I know you will think it's satire but it genuinely isn't.
"
“More” than Words"
On the surface, Barcelona and Liverpool have a great deal in common.
Both clubs and cities consider themselves different from the larger colonialized culture in which they inhabit. The phrase “we are not English, we are Scouse” could be just as easily replaced with the idea of not being Spanish, but Catalan.
Secondly, the passion for each club in their cultures, cities, and local areas drives the economy and social strata. Each market their brands as being more than a club or this means more. To some extent, these are just words used to indoctrinate. But, when you have lived in these cities, been in the choir singing the gospel of King Kenny or witnessing miracles by the savior Lionel Messi, all while praying to the bluegrauna/red and white kop soccer gods, it is hard to argue with "more". It does mean more and both of these two giants are more than clubs. "
Stoned Rose
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Tonight I will muse a little more.
Think Craig Johnstone when designing the predator boot, only with less hair.
Others clubs just don't have that kinda intellect which can be wrongly construed as arrogance.
It's just everyone wants to be us, but they can't, so jealousy reigns like King Kenny scoring on the volley at Stamford Bridge to secure the Double.
Fuck City and Blue Goon. The intellect of a sewer rat.
Not a patch on your YouTube phase tbh.