Alvarez done deal - £82m to Atletico

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Think fatigue has to be factored in too.

He’s hardly had a break in over 2 years.

That being said, swapping clubs to remain 2nd fiddle to a Norwegian striker seems a little ironic.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I'm not saying Alvarez is a flare player but he's an out and out centre forward that will get very little service at Atleti.

Balotelli was a flare player.
Who could forget his pyrotechnics exhibition from his bathroom window.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Balotelli was a flare player.
Who could forget his pyrotechnics exhibition from his bathroom window.

Mason Mount is also a flare player.

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

Mason Mount is also a flare player.
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Christ looks like he's nicked his dad's suit when he was 6

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Christ looks like he's nicked his dad's suit when he was 6

It’s camouflage gear for when you’re sitting in a Vauxhall Viva.

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

It’s camouflage gear for when you’re sitting in a Vauxhall Viva.

You'll have to explain that one to the younger audience pmsl (my first Vauxhall Nova was that colour unfortunately)

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Mason Mount is also a flare player.
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His sartorial style is as dynamic as his football ability.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Dare I suggest we go all European and bring him back on loan this winter/next season and just pay half his wages?

If you don't ask etc.

 

[upb78]

His first touch was horrible - it used to kill me inside

It wasn't always like that, but things started to turn progressively worse each game after KdB and Haaland came back fully fit from their injuries, up until that point i think his first touch was pretty decent.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You'll have to explain that one to the younger audience pmsl (my first Vauxhall Nova was that colour unfortunately)

We had a similarly coloured Ford Fiesta growing up. It rattled when it hit 60mph on the motorway!