Am I the only One not fully convinced Kaka is the answer?

Irlamblue said:
lancs blue said:
If Kaka isn't the answer then what was the question?
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Crop rotation in the 15th century was considerably more widespread than in J........... ?
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Neil: Alright, alright, don't get uncool and heavy. "Crop rotation in the 14th century..."
Rick: Right. [reciting] "Crop rotation in the 14th century was much more widespread..."
Neil: "Considerably".
Rick: What?
Neil: It's "considerably more widespread", not "much more".
Rick: Well?
Neil: Well, you said, "do it properly."
Rick: Well, not that much, you stupid bloody hippie!
Neil: You said, "do it properly and don't skip bits!" How was I to know that wasn't important?
Rick: Well it wasn't important, alright? Shall we just get on and stop wasting time like this? Right. "Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread...after..." God, I know this...don't tell me..."after 1172." [Neil is silent] Well, was I right?
Neil: No, but I didn't think it was important.
Rick: Well, what was it, then?
Neil: You just said not to tell you.
Rick: I bloody well did not!
Neil: Yes you did! You said, "Don't tell me" just before you said, "1172."
Rick: But I only meant for a minute!
Neil: What, a minute from now, or a minute from then?
Rick: Look, just shut up and tell me the answer!
Neil: Shut up AND tell you the answer?
Rick: JUST TELL ME THE ANSWER!
Neil: John.
Rick: Thank you..."John"?
Neil: Yeah, "John" is the answer.
Rick: "Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread after...John?
Neil: "...Lloyd invented the patent crop rotator."
Rick: Oh, yes, I knew it, I bloody knew it!
Neil: You didn't, you didn't, you said "1172"! That's not a bit like "John".
Rick: [hysterical] You spiteful bastard, Neil! Just because you've done loads and loads of work for this, just because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons of work for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've done absolutely bugger..........all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and loads, loads and loads...
 
Brucie Bonus said:
Irlamblue said:
Crop rotation in the 15th century was considerably more widespread than in J........... ?
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Neil: Alright, alright, don't get uncool and heavy. "Crop rotation in the 14th century..."
Rick: Right. [reciting] "Crop rotation in the 14th century was much more widespread..."
Neil: "Considerably".
Rick: What?
Neil: It's "considerably more widespread", not "much more".
Rick: Well?
Neil: Well, you said, "do it properly."
Rick: Well, not that much, you stupid bloody hippie!
Neil: You said, "do it properly and don't skip bits!" How was I to know that wasn't important?
Rick: Well it wasn't important, alright? Shall we just get on and stop wasting time like this? Right. "Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread...after..." God, I know this...don't tell me..."after 1172." [Neil is silent] Well, was I right?
Neil: No, but I didn't think it was important.
Rick: Well, what was it, then?
Neil: You just said not to tell you.
Rick: I bloody well did not!
Neil: Yes you did! You said, "Don't tell me" just before you said, "1172."
Rick: But I only meant for a minute!
Neil: What, a minute from now, or a minute from then?
Rick: Look, just shut up and tell me the answer!
Neil: Shut up AND tell you the answer?
Rick: JUST TELL ME THE ANSWER!
Neil: John.
Rick: Thank you..."John"?
Neil: Yeah, "John" is the answer.
Rick: "Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread after...John?
Neil: "...Lloyd invented the patent crop rotator."
Rick: Oh, yes, I knew it, I bloody knew it!
Neil: You didn't, you didn't, you said "1172"! That's not a bit like "John".
Rick: [hysterical] You spiteful bastard, Neil! Just because you've done loads and loads of work for this, just because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons of work for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've done absolutely bugger..........all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and loads, loads and loads...
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Alright, but verbatim regurgitation is against my principles...
 
Im a bit worried, obviously hes a class act but we're near the top of the goals scored column already, I think we'd be better building from the back, Dunny-monster seems to be finished judging by his form this year, Micahs head doesnt seem to be at it and what about Ireland? hes been the best player in the league so far this season bar NONE, whats he gonna think when he sees Kaka come in on those wages, he'll be asking for a massive rise and he deserves it.
 
sraey92 said:
Seriously! The unrest in the squad etc. could really have an adverse effect!

Is Kaka up for a relegation dogfight?
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The rags are really upset about this prospect aren't they......
 
Brucie Bonus said:
1.618034 said:
This is what I meant...
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Feck me I'm dumb. sraey92 = 29years...how could I have been soooooo stupid.

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RAG!!!!
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Yeah, not like you at all eh Brucie!?

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, but since pointing that out he seems to have disappeared, so.... We can make our own conclusions eh?

Pretty sad to come up with the Granddad who died at 92 story if he is a rag... I hope he's hanging his head in shame!
 
If we get Kaka the chances are we attract other world class players who want to play with him. That is the plus.
 
blueOAP said:
If we get Kaka the chances are we attract other world class players who want to play with him. That is the plus.
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World class players that want to play with Kaka AND want a big pay day!!?

Do they want to play for the shirt or is that just an old fashioned notion I shouldn't entertain anymore!

I wont respond to those who question my credentials!
 
sraey92 said:
blueOAP said:
If we get Kaka the chances are we attract other world class players who want to play with him. That is the plus.
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World class players that want to play with Kaka AND want a big pay day!!?

Do they want to play for the shirt or is that just an old fashioned notion I shouldn't entertain anymore!

I wont respond to those who question my credentials!
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Don't be ridiculous. You're playing the media's game. Does Rooney want to play for United or does he want to play for United or does he want to play for his £100,000 a week paydays. Lighten up, FFS.
 
The answer?

Stop worrying, stop being so pessimistic, and just wallow in the fact that WE MIGHT BE SIGNING KAKA!!!

FFS!
 
sraey92 said:
blueOAP said:
If we get Kaka the chances are we attract other world class players who want to play with him. That is the plus.
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World class players that want to play with Kaka AND want a big pay day!!?

Do they want to play for the shirt or is that just an old fashioned notion I shouldn't entertain anymore!

I wont respond to those who question my credentials!
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You have credentials? What are those then, rag?
 
Brucie Bonus said:
sraey92 said:
World class players that want to play with Kaka AND want a big pay day!!?

Do they want to play for the shirt or is that just an old fashioned notion I shouldn't entertain anymore!

I wont respond to those who question my credentials!
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You have credentials? What are those then, rag?
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I posted a reasonably sensible question, backed it up with my feelings and thoughts! Is that not enough credentials to enter into a sensible conversation without the surrounding paranoia?
 
sraey92 said:
Seriously! The unrest in the squad etc. could really have an adverse effect!

Is Kaka up for a relegation dogfight?
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yes you asked a question that concerns you, wtf is this forum all about if someone cant ask anybody anything..?
Sky had an interview today with Onuoha they asked him about what he thought about all this hype with Ka ka, he said we would like him to come to city, since the arrival of Robinho, it has lifted the team you can see this by the likes of Ireland scoring on a regular basis. The infulence of Robinho has been a very positive one.
 
I think 100M could be better spent on a defence! Kaka is amazing and a fantastic player but i am not sure we need him in our present situation, bit like Rob was not really needed in summer.....
 
thing that worries me is that if we don't get him or any other top players in this window, the team's going to be even more deflated than the first half of the season, never mind us, the fans. who in the team then are going to be up for a dogfight? kompany, dunne, SWP, Ireland, caciedo and perhaps robbie though i have my reservations there. hope this transfer doesn't spectaculary backfire. i mean, for sure the likes of west ham and blackburn are going to hold out for silly money now this transfer budget has been aired. i hope they don't. saying that, personally, i still don't know why we don't go for the likes of P. Cannavaro of napoli and Lahm. both have stated they'd be up for a move. not to us but surely we could temp them?
 
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