Am I thick or just unfortunate?

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

You are quite the modern day Oscar Wilde aren't you NF?
You may be a tad cantankerous and at times rude but I find your posts genuinely entertaining. ( Apart from the ones where you're ridiculing me. I don't like those ones )

I love the name change.
It makes you sound interesting and exotic,and full of mystery.
Your NVQ level 2,however,is still the biggest waste of rainforest since Roque Santa Cruz's contract.

-- Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:13 pm --

I think I'm ever so slightly warming to him, I think I'm realising it is inevitable he will abuse me, insult me, so I guess I'll just have to accept it if it happens in future.

It is clear that we will end up in a mutual civil partnership.
Any resistance on your part is simply futile.

You should have just put a comma between "interesting" and "exotic". You had your "and" between exotic and full. That's poor grammar. A person with an NVQ level2 notices these things.

You are quite right,my friend.
I shall now burn my English Literature degree and bow down to the comma police.
Which,by pure chance,is my favourite Radiohead song.
Your NVQ rocks,dude.

 

[2sheikhs]

I love the name change.
It makes you sound interesting and exotic,and full of mystery.
Your NVQ level 2,however,is still the biggest waste of rainforest since Roque Santa Cruz's contract.

-- Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:13 pm --



It is clear that we will end up in a mutual civil partnership.
Any resistance on your part is simply futile.

You should have just put a comma between "interesting" and "exotic". You had your "and" between exotic and full. That's poor grammar. A person with an NVQ level2 notices these things.

You are quite right,my friend.
I shall now burn my English Literature degree and bow down to the comma police.
Which,by pure chance,is my favourite Radiohead song.
Your NVQ rocks,dude.

Radiohead?? Fucking hell, no wonder you're always depressed.

 

[hilts]

If you should hear a loud knock on your front door sometime this evening,it will probably be the local constabulary.
I believe they have an oustanding warrant to charge you with stealing oxygen.

You're as dull as dishwater but I'll keep you as my pet monkey for now.

I believe the phrase is actually 'dull as ditchwater',but then you being wrong is hardly a first.
Two weeks on here,and already you are as popular as the bubonic plague.
I kind of admire you,as it took me years to become that hated.
So well done you.

years? really?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

You're as dull as dishwater but I'll keep you as my pet monkey for now.

I believe the phrase is actually 'dull as ditchwater',but then you being wrong is hardly a first.
Two weeks on here,and already you are as popular as the bubonic plague.
I kind of admire you,as it took me years to become that hated.
So well done you.

years? really?

Who are you again?

 

[hilts]

I believe the phrase is actually 'dull as ditchwater',but then you being wrong is hardly a first.
Two weeks on here,and already you are as popular as the bubonic plague.
I kind of admire you,as it took me years to become that hated.
So well done you.

years? really?

Who are you again?

ego

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

years? really?

Who are you again?

ego

Please run along and pester someone else,and I shall try in vain to remember any of your previous contributions to the forum.
If ever I am in need of a really dull stalker,I shall pm you.

 

[glen quagmire]

You're as dull as dishwater but I'll keep you as my pet monkey for now.

I believe the phrase is actually 'dull as ditchwater',but then you being wrong is hardly a first.
Two weeks on here,and already you are as popular as the bubonic plague.
I kind of admire you,as it took me years to become that hated.
So well done you.

years? really?

Who the fuck is this guy^^^^^^

 

[hilts]

Who are you again?

ego

Please run along and pester someone else,and I shall try in vain to remember any of your previous contributions to the forum.
If ever I am in need of a really dull stalker,I shall pm you.

wow breathtaking

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I believe the phrase is actually 'dull as ditchwater',but then you being wrong is hardly a first.
Two weeks on here,and already you are as popular as the bubonic plague.
I kind of admire you,as it took me years to become that hated.
So well done you.

years? really?

Who the fuck is this guy^^^^^^

Never even noticed him before mate.
Must have bought those posts on e-bay.
Probably some dullard who jumped on the 'bash NF' bandwagon just as it left town.

 

[Skashion]

I'm still on it. You're a ****.