Americans.........

[Innsbruckblue]

I like to, like, wear way loadsa, like, jewelry, dude. Am gonna, like, get me some noo tattoos from the way cool noo, like, tattoo store, which is way expensive, like, but way cool. Wanna get one, too? We could, like, get the way coolest tattoos ever, like......

It hurts my ears........

 

[andyhinch]

Page 2 you blind bastard.

Fuck it, it needed repeating

 

[ADegenerate]

Why y'all so salty?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

There are plenty of knobs and knobettes from this sceptres isle that mangle the language. I cannot abide those canutes who ring a sentence upwards on the final syllable. Do they think they are French?

 

[snorky]

Oregano not oregeno.
Basil not bayzil.

 

[kywc84]

Haters gonna hate. I could care less...

 

[Sid C]

The way they say aluminium gets on my tits.

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

Learn to fucking talk properly you twats....

It's Graham not Gram.

It's Craig not Creg.

.....and the absolute winner....

It's 'ask' not 'aks'

What the fucking hell does 'aks' mean?

Cunts.

Gram Parsons was Gram. Just sayin' like.....

 

[CTID1988]

Oregano not oregeno.
Basil not bayzil.

Heard how the cunts pronounce snooker??!! Snucker!

 

[CTID1988]

Spring onions not scallions.
Coriander not cilantro.