Americans.........

[CitizenTID]

Scottish. All those you listed are shite.......or pish.

I think they'd need to at least pass Manc class before moving onto the more advanced stuff...

Also don't use one of our words to describe our dialect in an negative fashion ta - agree the others are shite. I'll give ya "our kid" and "mad fer it" since they've become cliché amongst madchester revivalists - but we'll keep "buzzin'" for now.

Points on the board for any American that can guess what a ginnel is without googling.

 

[CitizenTID]

Ah, Britain and America. Divided by a common language.

And traitorous, rebellious colonists with an unhealthy affection for firearms aye :)

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

can't.......

****

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You bastard.........beat me to it!

Well I saw what you did there, clearly no one else did, well done.

 

[sir baconface]

Well I saw what you did there, clearly no one else did, well done.

He took a whisk but I spotted it too.

 

[aguero93:20]

Fat cunts.

 

[bluebrickroad]

why does everything have to be AWESOME with them?

 

[laserblue]

Learn to fucking talk properly you twats....

It's Graham not Gram.

It's Craig not Creg.

.....and the absolute winner....

It's 'ask' not 'aks'

What the fucking hell does 'aks' mean?

Cunts.

Also Ber-nard for Bernard, AnTHony for Ant(h)ony, Morse or Mo-rees for Maurice, Bay-sil for Basil and See-sil for Cecil. Dee-fence and off-ence are two others. The best one though is booey for buoy. They think our pronunciation is hilarious (and a bit gay) until you get them to pronounce buoyant which they pronounce exactly the same as us.

 

[mancityvstoke]

y'all

 

[sir baconface]

why does everything have to be AWESOME with them?

This. Anything north of half decent, they call fcukin "awesome".

And "grabbing them by the pussies" is foreplay in English, you idiots.