Get to the root cause.
Invite that old twat Murdoch to our final home game of the season.
Get him on the pitch at half time under the pretext of how as a Club we would like to recognise the contribution and support that News International (ie the sun, sky, the times et al) has made to the growing success of Manchester City Football Club.
In parallel line-up Aleks "the bullet" Kolarov for a bit of half time free kick practice.
One slightly off-target rocket later (after all it is Kolarov) and Murdoch is history (repeat previous Taggart headline "he could have been killed"). Not only that but it can all be (mis)reported by his on-site lickspittle tossers in the form of Custis and of course Sky's Chuckle #1, Redknapp and guest City-related pundit Dion Dublin given that he played for Norwich and holds us in high regard and never has his tongue up the arse of all things Rag-related.
Jobs a good un.