An Everton perspective on saturdays game

[SuperKevinHorlock]

No thanks, I have nothing but contempt for Everton or as I refer to them Mini Rags!

 

[kp789]

It is painful reading an article written by a guy trying to be funny by criticising people trying to be funny, the irony is beyond words. He cant spell Nastasic and he got Jovetic's first name wrong.

The real reason Man City won the league was of course Gareth Barry.

I am not denying Barry was a big part of the team....but I suppose Aguero's goals, Yaya Toure and Kompany as well as Zaba etc had nothing to do with it? This guy is deluded and beyond bias.

How many ex Everton can you think of that have been at City? Top of your head.

Andy Hinchcliffe
Terry Phelan
Joe Royle
Joleon Lescott
Jack Rodwell
Jo

Some of those are ex-city who went to Everton...that forum is absolute drivel someone get me a cold flannel.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Maybe that won’t carry over so well in this new change but it would be no bad thing as there’s nothing like a scruffy manc with crap jeans and a jarg trackie top screwing their face up and getting angry at “the scarsurs” for putting his team to bed. Especially when the camera pans five foot to the side and there’s an equally scruffy mate called Baz with a tea towel strapped to his head looking like he's swallowed three garys and just come down off them. The f*cking beauts.

Was about to post that.

1: we're mancs, there for we're cool as fuck, always have been, always will be.
2: Liverpool is THE biggest shit hole in England and has the worse scumbags you'll ever come across.
3: it's pronounced 'scousoh' we're not from fucking Yorkshire!

I thought he was somewhere on the Thames Estuary! Larndon, tell yer whoah, mite. Mancunians would say 'skowsah'. P'raps he's listened to a few green and yeller clad cockerneys on Platform 8 at Piccadilly going back home to Reigate after a MANUre home game and thought they were Mancs.

 

[kp789]

Was about to post that.

1: we're mancs, there for we're cool as fuck, always have been, always will be.
2: Liverpool is THE biggest shit hole in England and has the worse scumbags you'll ever come across.
3: it's pronounced 'scousoh' we're not from fucking Yorkshire!

I thought he was somewhere on the Thames Estuary! Larndon, tell yer whoah, mite. Mancunians would say 'skowsah'. P'raps he's listened to a few green and yeller clad cockerneys on Platform 8 at Piccadilly going back home to Reigate after a MANUre home game and thought they were Mancs.

Applezzzz n perrrz applezzzz n perzzz oi geez dat scarzaaaaaaa is eyein ya

 

[Anonymous]

Tom O'Connor.

Nuff said.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

jarg

It can't just be coincidence that they've got so many words for shit, can it?

 

[NQCitizen]

comparing the teams who will play on saturday:


Joe Hart < Tim Howard
Zabaleta < Seamus Coleman
Vincent Kompany > Phil Jagielka
Matija Nastasic < Sylvain Distin
Kolarov < Leighton Baines
Jesus Navas < Kevin Mirallas
Yaya Touré > Leon Osman
Fernandinho > Darren Gibson
Silva > Stephen Naismith
Aguero < Ross Barkley
Negredo < Romelo Lukaku


they will have 4 of the best players, we will have 7 of the best players. We win

hopefully this was a joke

I am speechless that anyone in the world thinks Barkley is better than Aguero. Can you die from being crushed by the weight of your own delusion?

 

[Deleted member 52846]

There are only six clubs I hate; Everton are one of them.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

There are only six clubs I hate; Everton are one of them.

Bristol Rovers?

 

[Deleted member 52846]

There are only six clubs I hate; Everton are one of them.

Bristol Rovers?

I actually prefer the Gas 'eads to BC.

United
Arsenal
Leeds
Everton
Millwall
Liverpool

Oh, make it seven, because I hate Stockport County n'all!

Edit - 8! Soccer Club United of Manchester too. But just 8, no more!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

There are only six clubs I hate; Everton are one of them.

Bristol Rovers?

I actually prefer the Gas 'eads to BC.

United
Arsenal
Leeds
Everton
Millwall
Liverpool

Oh, make it seven, because I hate Stockport County n'all!

Edit - 8! Soccer Club United of Manchester too. But just 8, no more!

No self-respecting blue would ever exclude Luton Town from such a list ;-)

 

[IcriedwhenTueartleft]

We're due them a right royal humping and hopefully, it will happen today.

 

[Sky Blue]

This made me LOL a lot!

"comparing the teams who will play on saturday:


Joe Hart < Tim Howard
Zabaleta < Seamus Coleman
Vincent Kompany > Phil Jagielka
Matija Nastasic < Sylvain Distin
Kolarov < Leighton Baines
Jesus Navas < Kevin Mirallas
Yaya Touré > Leon Osman
Fernandinho > Darren Gibson
Silva > Stephen Naismith
Aguero < Ross Barkley
Negredo < Romelo Lukaku


they will have 4 of the best players, we will have 7 of the best players. We win"

It's the last sentence: "We win". hahahaha, may aswell not turn up!

Arf again. Did Ross Barkley play?

 

[FantasyIreland]

Looking forward to an Everton perspective of today,how we compared to previous opponents etc?

 

[Ducado]

Looking forward to an Everton perspective of today,how we compared to previous opponents etc?

They are still bitter

 

[FantasyIreland]

Looking forward to an Everton perspective of today,how we compared to previous opponents etc?

They are still bitter

I never realised just how much,awful club,up there with the Spuds and Tarquins.

 

[Ducado]

Looking forward to an Everton perspective of today,how we compared to previous opponents etc?

They are still bitter

I never realised just how much,awful club,up there with the Spuds and Tarquins.

In a way they are bit like our Evil twin

 

[garymj]

They are still bitter

I never realised just how much,awful club,up there with the Spuds and Tarquins.

In a way they are bit like our Evil twin

No, they have won the league more than us you know, that makes them a" BIGGER" and better and classier , proper famous old club....dare larr.

 

[micky_blue]

This made me LOL a lot!

"comparing the teams who will play on saturday:


Joe Hart < Tim Howard
Zabaleta < Seamus Coleman
Vincent Kompany > Phil Jagielka
Matija Nastasic < Sylvain Distin
Kolarov < Leighton Baines
Jesus Navas < Kevin Mirallas
Yaya Touré > Leon Osman
Fernandinho > Darren Gibson
Silva > Stephen Naismith
Aguero < Ross Barkley
Negredo < Romelo Lukaku


they will have 4 of the best players, we will have 7 of the best players. We win"

It's the last sentence: "We win". hahahaha, may aswell not turn up!

Arf again. Did Ross Barkley play?

If he does develop into a good player............then we will buy him from the small club Everton

 

[Bluemoon dan]

This made me LOL a lot!



It's the last sentence: "We win". hahahaha, may aswell not turn up!

Arf again. Did Ross Barkley play?

If he does develop into a good player............then we will buy him from the small club Everton

Ouch. Harsh. But fair. And probably true!