An insect you admire / loath

[Miami Weiss]

Camel spiders are big, but tarantula big, not a metre long. And that's an infected bite, they don't take a chunk out of your leg.

Anyway, i find ants fascinating, the hive mind and everything.

The fucking midge, is the one i hate. Having been wild camping, doing field work in damp forests, and various other outdoor activities, they genuinely are the scurge of my life. A deodrant can and a lighter is a good remedy (although a full on midge jacket is probably the most effective and safest protection).

I really thought that a spider could take a almost perfectley round chunk out of you that size.....



Haha.

 

[pee dubya]

You'd be surprised at what people believe about camel spiders, an explanation of that bite i've seen is that apparently the spider uses anasthetic to dull the pain before feasting on your leg while your asleep, leaving a gaping wound the size of a dinner plate.

They also enjoy disembowling camels as a hobby.

 

[Miami Weiss]

You'd be surprised at what people believe about camel spiders, an explanation of that bite i've seen is that apparently the spider uses anasthetic to dull the pain before feasting on your leg while your asleep, leaving a gaping wound the size of a dinner plate.

They also enjoy disembowling camels as a hobby.

I heard that too actually, alot of lies about them, apparently they chase people too.

 

[pee dubya]

You'd be surprised at what people believe about camel spiders, an explanation of that bite i've seen is that apparently the spider uses anasthetic to dull the pain before feasting on your leg while your asleep, leaving a gaping wound the size of a dinner plate.

They also enjoy disembowling camels as a hobby.

I heard that too actually, alot of lies about them, apparently they chase people too.

Which is obviously crap as well. According to Wiki it's Humvee's they chase.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Cool Insect the praying mantis ( saw a huge one tonight in our medlar tree )

Absolutely bang on! I saw the title of this thread and was gonna put the Mantis, best pet I ever had

Couldn't afford any crickets once so she went a while without feeding and was a little off colour. When I stuck some crickets in she went and devoured 27 in one sitting, it was awesome, total brutalisation. I don't even know how it was physically possible to fit that many crickets into her, although she did drop the odd head and leg here and there

Also stuck some baby locusts things (can't remember the name of them) in with her one. They were jumping around all over the show but she hunted them down one by one, one of their heads seemed to explose when she bit into it and all this gooey shit dribbled out.

Awesome pet

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

i cant stand wasps, they are the devils insect!

they sting ya fly off laughing then fucking try it on again!!

people say they only sting if you torment them, do they fuck! they do it for fun the shits!

Horrible little bastards!

rant over

 

[markbmcfc]

Cool Insect the praying mantis ( saw a huge one tonight in our medlar tree )

Absolutely bang on! I saw the title of this thread and was gonna put the Mantis, best pet I ever had

Couldn't afford any crickets once so she went a while without feeding and was a little off colour. When I stuck some crickets in she went and devoured 27 in one sitting, it was awesome, total brutalisation. I don't even know how it was physically possible to fit that many crickets into her, although she did drop the odd head and leg here and there

Also stuck some baby locusts things (can't remember the name of them) in with her one. They were jumping around all over the show but she hunted them down one by one, one of their heads seemed to explose when she bit into it and all this gooey shit dribbled out.

Awesome pet

Lol Alex thats bloody disgusting!

 

[Bluemoon115]

Cool Insect the praying mantis ( saw a huge one tonight in our medlar tree )

Absolutely bang on! I saw the title of this thread and was gonna put the Mantis, best pet I ever had

Couldn't afford any crickets once so she went a while without feeding and was a little off colour. When I stuck some crickets in she went and devoured 27 in one sitting, it was awesome, total brutalisation. I don't even know how it was physically possible to fit that many crickets into her, although she did drop the odd head and leg here and there

Also stuck some baby locusts things (can't remember the name of them) in with her one. They were jumping around all over the show but she hunted them down one by one, one of their heads seemed to explose when she bit into it and all this gooey shit dribbled out.

Awesome pet

I want one now.

 

[markbmcfc]

Just youtubed some Mantis videos and now im gipping my tits off.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Pound for pound the toughest creature ever to have lived.

Gipping?