Animal rebellion

[Two Gun Bob]

I was diving off Portsmouth harbour near the gun islands when from the depths of the deep witnessed a gigantual lobster. In the fleeting moment that our eyes met I knew it was wrong to remove him to a world of enviromental distress.

How do you even begin to boil alive a sentient creature in the name of gastronomic delight, and where does that leave you as a valued member of planet earth.

I often wonder how the lads faring after all these years have passed, as these beautiful crustations live on well in excess of the ton. Good animal husbandry costs nothing.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I was diving off Portsmouth harbour near the gun islands when from the depths of the deep witnessed a gigantual lobster. In the fleeting moment that our eyes met I knew it was wrong to remove him to a world of enviromental distress.

How do you even begin to boil alive a sentient creature in the name of gastronomic delight, and where does that leave you as a valued member of planet earth.

I often wonder how the lads faring after all these years have passed, as these beautiful crustations live on well in excess of the ton. Good animal husbandry costs nothing.

Did a bit of diving myself for a few years. Is it not illegal to bring up lobster from a dive.
I know it was a complete no-no diving off the coast of Ireland.
You wouldn’t want to be caught by a fisherman, that’s for sure.
Who’s to say you didn’t take it from a lobster pot?
Risky business.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Did a bit of diving myself for a few years. Is it not illegal to bring up lobster from a dive.
I know it was a complete no-no diving off the coast of Ireland.
You wouldn’t want to be caught by a fisherman, that’s for sure.
Who’s to say you didn’t take it from a lobster pot?
Risky business.

No mate, I didnt take him because it was wrong. I only released him as our eyes had met and and we'd made that "especial" non species interplanatory connection. Maybe like Mr Genie espoused, he'd hypnotsised me, I dunno.
They're crafty fookers them Lobsters : /

 

[Blue Mist]

No mate, I didnt take him because it was wrong. I only released him as our eyes had met and and we'd made that "especial" non species interplanatory connection. Maybe like Mr Genie esposed, he'd hypnotsised me, I dunno.
They're crafty fookers them Lobsters : /

My mate went to the chemist and asked if he had any cream for lobsters. The chemist said 'do you mean crabs'
Crabs he said, have you seen the Size of them ?