Annoying Americanisms

Reach out ( just heard this twice on BBC news within 2minutes of each other) Touch base( Wtf?)..moving forward ( I cnt stand this phrase) " can I get a coffee?" No u can't, u dnt fkin work here, I'll get it, u can have it. "Is that to go?" No its to take away u plastic American ****
 
Sean85 said:
Reach out ( just heard this twice on BBC news within 2minutes of each other) Touch base( Wtf?)..moving forward ( I cnt stand this phrase) " can I get a coffee?" No u can't, u dnt fkin work here, I'll get it, u can have it. "Is that to go?" No its to take away u plastic American ****


Ric Post subject: Updated Code of Conduct: please readPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:49 am

11. Please avoid using "txt spk" as it has a habit of pissing people off.
 
'Out of bounds' - when an American is commentating on a 'soccer' match.
Saturday's FA Cup final was broadcast of the Fox network and commentating was Gus Johnson and Ian Wright. It was embarrassing listening to that shite.
 
Sean85 said:
Reach out ( just heard this twice on BBC news within 2minutes of each other) Touch base( Wtf?)..moving forward ( I cnt stand this phrase) " can I get a coffee?" No u can't, u dnt fkin work here, I'll get it, u can have it. "Is that to go?" No its to take away u plastic American ****

Typing like a 14 year old girl is such an annoying American thing to do.
 
Wheelsy said:
Jail instead of gaol.

A man after my own heart. Well said sir.

Happy holidays instead of happy Christmas you political correct fucknut

Also incorrect usage of the word bummed...as in "I feel bummed today" whereas one could correctly say "I have been bummed, reasonably aggressively, by a well set chap in gaol. His name was Simon."
 
''Toadally.''

''The guy on the sidewalk was just kicking trash all over the pavement, he was an asshole and I'm toadally pissed.''
''He's from like, the Condos on the East side, that place is like, just toadally full of slimeballs.''
 
BimboBob said:
Super.

Put in front of everything.

"I looked up and saw a super bright light".

Does my fucking head in. Mainly said by women and gay ginger men.

"Can I get" is another.

*****.
you say that like there`s a nonce farm growing the bastards just outside of Altrincham.
 

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