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Anti-Beckham songs?
- Thread starter aussie blake
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MCC
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David Beckham goes shopping, and sees something interesting in the kitchen department of a large department store.
"What's that?" he asks.
"A Thermos flask," replies the assistant.
"What does it do ?" asks Becks.
The assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
Really impressed, Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next training session.
"Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos flask."
The lads are impressed. "What does it do ?" they ask.
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," says David.
"And what have you got in it ?" asks Roy Keane.
"Two cups of coffee and a choc ice," replies David.
"What's that?" he asks.
"A Thermos flask," replies the assistant.
"What does it do ?" asks Becks.
The assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
Really impressed, Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next training session.
"Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos flask."
The lads are impressed. "What does it do ?" they ask.
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," says David.
"And what have you got in it ?" asks Roy Keane.
"Two cups of coffee and a choc ice," replies David.
happychappy
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Every West Ham fan I know supports anybody but utdc-t-i-d-87 said:How can a West Ham fan posting on a City forum, a man who openly admitted to wanting United to win the league on the final day, not have been banned yet?
Yet again on this thread he bares all the hallmarks of a tragic red sycophant, despite apparently supporting another club.
Mark, you're a whopper.
simonk
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posh spice is a dirty
she likes it up the bum
......Richard Dunne
few nasty ones about at the time
one started :
Brooklyn Beckham is illegitimate
Mums a slag and wanted rid of it
but I cant remember the end. Not nice really
she likes it up the bum
......Richard Dunne
few nasty ones about at the time
one started :
Brooklyn Beckham is illegitimate
Mums a slag and wanted rid of it
but I cant remember the end. Not nice really
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Anonymous
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hisroyalblueness said:Markt85 said:Lancet Fluke said:You could try, "Posh spice. she takes it up the arse."
Yep, heard that plenty of times from our thick supporters at Upton Park - wasnt that funny then, would be even unfunnier now.
While I can accept your view (as YOUR VIEW). I must make the point that; just because a Mary Whitehouse' style religious puritan, such as yourself, wouldn't find that funny doesn't mean that the rest of humanity wouldn't crack a smile to hear it sung.
I suppose 'squeaky beckham he's a ****' wouldn't cheer you up either eh?
Wind your neck in mate, it's not funny and never was.........next !
Cellarite
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c-t-i-d-87 said:How can a West Ham fan posting on a City forum, a man who openly admitted to wanting United to win the league on the final day, not have been banned yet?
Yet again on this thread he bares all the hallmarks of a tragic red sycophant, despite apparently supporting another club.
Mark, you're a whopper.
He's tried it on a few times with us and because we've not bitten, he's taken to trying to knock us.