Anti-Beckham songs?

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
She's takes it up the shitter
She'd like to try a spit roast but
Afraid that it might split her.

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
She makes me feel quite queasy
One thing in common with her bloke
They both go down too easy

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
I'd do her in the dark
Her husband is a **** as well
Though we shouldn't laugh says Mark

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
We'll miss her when she's dead
And David brings that Loos girl round
To console him with some head.

 

[T_Bone]

To 'here we go'

Thick n' thin
Thick n' thin
Thick n' thin

 

[talkativesprout]

'Posh Spice is a slapper,
Shes got a sweaty beaver,
And when shes shaggin Beckham,
Shes the giver not receiver '

 

[Cellarite]

The abuse was funny after the argentina game ... but to still be abusing him 15 years later is quite sad

A bit like abusing Paul Inces son for something he did many years ago eh?

Not that i ever heard that, but im sure there were a few thick idiots abusing him

I didn't watch the play-off final because i can't stand holloway or allardyce but the abuse of thomas ince was reported on ssn. then there's lampard, he gets dog's abuse whenever he goes to upton park.
I don't really understand you at times Mark. you're on a manchester city forum and act all surprised when beckham gets a bit of grief. i'm starting to understand that you may be a bit of a united sympathiser after your announcement that you didn't care who won the derby/title but to expect blues to agree with you about beckham seems a little thick.

 

[T_Bone]

A bit like abusing Paul Inces son for something he did many years ago eh?

Not that i ever heard that, but im sure there were a few thick idiots abusing him

I didn't watch the play-off final because i can't stand holloway or allardyce but the abuse of thomas ince was reported on ssn. then there's lampard, he gets dog's abuse whenever he goes to upton park.
I don't really understand you at times Mark. you're on a manchester city forum and act all surprised when beckham gets a bit of grief. i'm starting to understand that you may be a bit of a united sympathiser after your announcement that you didn't care who won the derby/title but to expect blues to agree with you about beckham seems a little thick.

The Thomas Ince thing was talked about during the game. It's banter though, but you have to feel for the lad (even if he is Ince's son) if he hasn't actually been anywhere near Upton Park or owt. Would us blues not rip the son of Cantona or whatever? I think we would. I haven't heard anything saying that Ince's son was subjected to anything other than harmless chants - not like anything abusive was going on. And Hammers are class in my eyes anyway. They are decent people and just as entitled to sing what they want whenever they want as we are.

EDIT: Obviously they can't start reciting Mein Kampf or owt.

 

[Cellarite]

Not that i ever heard that, but im sure there were a few thick idiots abusing him

I didn't watch the play-off final because i can't stand holloway or allardyce but the abuse of thomas ince was reported on ssn. then there's lampard, he gets dog's abuse whenever he goes to upton park.
I don't really understand you at times Mark. you're on a manchester city forum and act all surprised when beckham gets a bit of grief. i'm starting to understand that you may be a bit of a united sympathiser after your announcement that you didn't care who won the derby/title but to expect blues to agree with you about beckham seems a little thick.

The Thomas Ince thing was talked about during the game. It's banter though, but you have to feel for the lad (even if he is Ince's son) if he hasn't actually been anywhere near Upton Park or owt. Would us blues not rip the son of Cantona or whatever? I think we would. I haven't heard anything saying that Ince's son was subjected to anything other than harmless chants - not like anything abusive was going on. And Hammers are class in my eyes anyway. They are decent people and just as entitled to sing what they want whenever they want as we are.

EDIT: Obviously they can't start reciting Mein Kampf or owt.

i agree T, i'm just shocked that the cockney has come on here spouting his united shite again.

 

[T_Bone]

I didn't watch the play-off final because i can't stand holloway or allardyce but the abuse of thomas ince was reported on ssn. then there's lampard, he gets dog's abuse whenever he goes to upton park.
I don't really understand you at times Mark. you're on a manchester city forum and act all surprised when beckham gets a bit of grief. i'm starting to understand that you may be a bit of a united sympathiser after your announcement that you didn't care who won the derby/title but to expect blues to agree with you about beckham seems a little thick.

The Thomas Ince thing was talked about during the game. It's banter though, but you have to feel for the lad (even if he is Ince's son) if he hasn't actually been anywhere near Upton Park or owt. Would us blues not rip the son of Cantona or whatever? I think we would. I haven't heard anything saying that Ince's son was subjected to anything other than harmless chants - not like anything abusive was going on. And Hammers are class in my eyes anyway. They are decent people and just as entitled to sing what they want whenever they want as we are.

EDIT: Obviously they can't start reciting Mein Kampf or owt.

i agree T, i'm just shocked that the cockney has come on here spouting his united shite again.

His past posts would suggest that he isn't anything but a hammer. But, yes, his United tendencies do crop up. I can let that slide because he doesn't live up here with the red fuckers and probably doesn't understand just how deep the hatred runs...but let it be known Mark...we are watching haha

 

[digbythebiggestdogintheworld]

'Posh Spice is a slapper,
Shes got a sweaty beaver,
And when shes shaggin Beckham,
She thinks of Nicky Weaver'

Yes, that's a belter. If he could get a section of the crowd singing that in the States, it would be fantastic.

she wears a wonderbra
and when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of shaun goatah!!

 

[ctidcarl]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes to give deep throat
When she's shagging beckham
She'd rather FEED THE GOAT

 

[c-t-i-d-87]

How can a West Ham fan posting on a City forum, a man who openly admitted to wanting United to win the league on the final day, not have been banned yet?

Yet again on this thread he bares all the hallmarks of a tragic red sycophant, despite apparently supporting another club.

Mark, you're a whopper.