I took your intimations exactly how you meant them.Yep, sorry pal, on having read back I sort of have if you take it that way, but it was truly meant to be read as a slightly tongue in cheek and borderline comedic response on the topic generally, rather than as a monologue aimed at you personally in a mountain out of a molehill serious lecture type way.
Hence the (what I thought was) witty closing paragraph - which I presumed had put a genuinely funny slant on the topic - you surely didn’t take my suggested remedy as being serious. . did you?
But accept your apology non the less.