Anybody been caught watching porn ?

In the early days of VHS Video recorders, I was left alone at 16 when my mum and dad went on holiday and I didn’t want to go. All the lads piled round and we had a card school etc. One of em had found a video in his dads cupboard and brought that round. On it went and as my mum and dad’s neighbours were nosy, the curtains were shut. Halfway through Johnny Holmes nailing someone, I heard the key in the door and just about stopped it in time. In walked my grandad who had been told to check on me! 10 lads are now all sat round watching Captain Pugwash or whatever was on the TV with the curtains shut!

It’s all a bit weird thinking back now isn’t it. Watching porn with your mates. There were no cocks out though! Strictly curiosity only as we had only just got the video recorder!

Bastard took it home too so I couldn’t watch it later when they all pissed off home!
 
Millwallawayveteran1988 said:
In the early days of VHS Video recorders, I was left alone at 16 when my mum and dad went on holiday and I didn’t want to go. All the lads piled round and we had a card school etc. One of em had found a video in his dads cupboard and brought that round. On it went and as my mum and dad’s neighbours were nosy, the curtains were shut. Halfway through Johnny Holmes nailing someone, I heard the key in the door and just about stopped it in time. In walked my grandad who had been told to check on me! 10 lads are now all sat round watching Captain Pugwash or whatever was on the TV with the curtains shut!

It’s all a bit weird thinking back now isn’t it. Watching porn with your mates. There were no cocks out though! Strictly curiosity only as we had only just got the video recorder!

Bastard took it home too so I couldn’t watch it later when they all pissed off home!
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Was you left flicking through the catalogue lingerie pages to fulfill your frustration? ; )
 
I once rented a city centre flat and was about to move out, as I was moving down south with work.

One day I was in there, working my notice, and I was peckish, but I also fancied a wank; so I had one to a porno video whilst sat on the armchair in the lounge, and then went to the shops to get some food. Thing was, I couldn't be arsed turning the video or tv off, so I kept them both running, cleaned myself up (I'm not that lazy) and went to the shops.

Came back about half an hour later, turned the porn off, and had my lunch.

It was only a couple of days later when the landlord (who I was good mates with) called me and told me he'd shown two female students around two days previous, and the house was empty, but porn was playing on the tv in the lounge with the empty armchair placed just in front of it and a roll of Andrex on one of its arms.

They didn't take the flat.
 
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my mate swears he found a video in his dads bedroom so put it on when his parents went on holiday,when it started he was nearly sick as it was a home movie of his mum and dad.i asked him how long did he carry on watching before he turned it off,he told me to fuck off
 
city saint said:
my mate swears he found a video in his dads bedroom so put it on when his parents went on holiday,when it started he was nearly sick as it was a home movie of his mum and dad.i asked him how long did he carry on watching before he turned it off,he told me to fuck off
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Ha ha. Put me off porn for life that would!
 
urban genie said:
Have watched movies in my time, some have been watched with the wife, never been caught though
Gorton market.
If a thing exists you can buy it there...


I don't think the french rule applies to porn watching




Is that uncommon? Friday night on gorton market in the early 90s you could always stumble across someone getting a BJ
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No but I had Facebook on the computer at work a few years ago and it was one of those videos that said turn up the sound and this fucking loud sex moaning was all across the office.
 
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