Anybody been caught watching porn ?

[RadcliffeRick]

My mates a Rangers fan and he was watching a video of past glories. They’re all in the past, but, his wife came home unexpectedly and he had to move sharpish to change it to a porm film to save embarrassment.

Must be a Jockish thing!!

 

[urban genie]

Have watched movies in my time, some have been watched with the wife, never been caught though

I think it was the fact the girls in movie were only slightly older than the 16 year old. Him and his Mrs were in their mid 40's.

I don't think the french rule applies to porn watching

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

Is that uncommon? Friday night on gorton market in the early 90s you could always stumble across someone getting a BJ

 

[dickie davies]

I felt a right twat

Don't know about a right twat
Sounds more like you felt a bit of a dick

 

[Sir peace frog]

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

wasn't in Cheadle was it :)

 

[Sir peace frog]

lad at work told us a story about the old fella next door asking him to help him as he'd been trying to move his tv and knocked it and the cabinet over. When he went in the living room all his videos had spilled out onto the carpet including the intriguing 'Cluster-fuck'

Another one. When I was a kid my mate found a discarded video at the back of his house. When his mam and dad were out we went in his house and put it in the video. Sure enough it was porn. But about 3 minutes in it started to chew up the tape and got completely stuck in the player. I left him to it

wasn't in Cheadle Hulme was it :)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

Sounds like a porn version of The Invaders

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Don't know about a right twat
Sounds more like you felt a bit of a dick

I did at the time.

Thinking back though I got caught off a workmate in private, and most guys are wankers so there's no shame in satisfying lust with self sexual gratification when the need arises.

All of this "my mate got caught" bollocks. Yeah right, ok; )

 

[KS55]

No, but I know a guy who is now divorced because his Mrs came in to find him in front of the TV, cock in hand, headphones on watching barely legal teen lesbians.

It would have been fine but for the fact she had her friend and her friends 16 year old daughter with her; both no doubt now scarred for life.

URL.?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

You are Stan Collymore and I collect my fiver....

 

[m7mcfc]

I took a short cut through a deserted car park once and stumbled across a woman sucking a man off behind the bins.

True this I woke up in a Blackpool b&b with no money or cashcard and on my way to Blackpool North station I saw a lad going hell for leather behind an industrial bin.
As I am a nosey bugger I wondered what he was banging and went for a closer look . To my horror it was another bloke.