anybody fancy a bit of poetry

[toby]

Alas the doubts of such as you
have stifled my bright star
Without your slights
I might, just might
have actually gone far*

by mutley


any more keep them coming

 

[spogga]

From deep in the crypt at St Giles
Was heard a scream that echoed for miles
Said the vicar "Good gracious"
Has Brother Ignatius
Forgotten the the bishop has piles.



Anon

 

[modgeblue]

a ticket for hamburg i seek,
on the phone and on line for a week,
its not very funny,
there being sold for little money,
im gonna complain to the shiek!

plastics and non members are going,
my fury and anger is growing,
the ticket office is crap,
gary cook needs a slap,
but on itv 4 it is showing,

so at home watching city ill be sat,
with my imflateble banana and hat,
8 cans of beer,
a song and a cheer,
and a place in the semis hows that !

 

[tueartsboots]

a ticket for hamburg i seek,
on the phone and on line for a week,
its not very funny,
there being sold for little money,
im gonna complain to the shiek!

plastics and non members are going,
my fury and anger is growing,
the ticket office is crap,
gary cook needs a slap,
but on itv 4 it is showing,

so at home watching city ill be sat,
with my imflateble banana and hat,
8 cans of beer,
a song and a cheer,
and a place in the semis hows that !

That's a winner !

 

[modgeblue]

a ticket for hamburg i seek,
on the phone and on line for a week,
its not very funny,
there being sold for little money,
im gonna complain to the shiek!

plastics and non members are going,
my fury and anger is growing,
the ticket office is crap,
gary cook needs a slap,
but on itv 4 it is showing,

so at home watching city ill be sat,
with my imflateble banana and hat,
8 cans of beer,
a song and a cheer,
and a place in the semis hows that !

That's a winner !

i thank you ;-)

 

[Tell The King]

I knew a simple soldier boy
Who grinned at life in empty joy,
Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,
And whistled early with the lark.

In winter trenches, cowed and glum,
With crumps and lice and lack of rum,
He put a bullet through his brain.
No one spoke of him again.

You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you'll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go.

Suicide in the Trenches by Siegfried Sassoon

 

[spogga]

There was a young fellow from Avebury
Who had habits extremely unsavoury
With demonic howls
He would bugger young owls
That he bred in an underground aviary







*what? it's poetry innit?

 

[tueartsboots]

There was a young fellow from Avebury
Who had habits extremely unsavoury
With demonic howls
He would bugger young owls
That he bred in an underground aviary







*what? it's poetry innit?

Here you are Spogga

 

[toby]

a ticket for hamburg i seek,
on the phone and on line for a week,
its not very funny,
there being sold for little money,
im gonna complain to the shiek!

plastics and non members are going,
my fury and anger is growing,
the ticket office is crap,
gary cook needs a slap,
but on itv 4 it is showing,

so at home watching city ill be sat,
with my imflateble banana and hat,
8 cans of beer,
a song and a cheer,
and a place in the semis hows that !

That's was brilliant

 

[Anonymous]

a ticket for hamburg i seek,
on the phone and on line for a week,
its not very funny,
there being sold for little money,
im gonna complain to the shiek!

plastics and non members are going,
my fury and anger is growing,
the ticket office is crap,
gary cook needs a slap,
but on itv 4 it is showing,

so at home watching city ill be sat,
with my imflateble banana and hat,
8 cans of beer,
a song and a cheer,
and a place in the semis hows that !

That's was brilliant

fantastic mate.