My girlfriend lives in Warwick and derby day found me watching in a pub with around 60 people. Of those, around 40 were United fans, 19 were local neutrals (I think it was the pub team having a post-match drink) and the other one was me.
As usual I stated out with the best of intentions and kept quiet but this complete arse resplendent in a 1958 replica rag shirt with "Edwards" on the back (I kid you not !) kept calling City players and demanding bookings etc. As each pint went down I got more and more irritated so by the time Mario scored I gave a muted but clear celebration. As a result, various rags including my maudlin friend stated giving me grief.
At 3-0 my girlfriend came in wearing my City scarf (God love her she doesn't know anything about football). I asked her if she wanted a drink but she said no because she "didn't like the atmosphere in that pub". Seeing us with no drink, my grieving friend started with the "this is a pub you know", "you're supposed to buy drinks", "it's how the landlord makes a living" etc etc. When the 4th went in my girlfriend said, "you know what, I think I'll have that drink after all" and pushed through the rags to the bar. At that point the 5th went in and I shouted across "better make mine a double !!". By this time the rags were speechless with rage and when the 6th went in every neutral in the pub cheered. Some were coming across for a chat and others were texting their raggy mates.
On the way out Red Duncan said "I bet you don't even know where Maine Road (sic) is" at which point I stopped, looked him in the eye and, without a word, slowly took out my 3 seasoncards. Even his mates were laughing at him and all he could splutter was "well fair play to you mate" as I swaggered out through the door.
What a great day that was.