Anyone wanting a laugh? My team, Celtic supposed to be in for Gabriel Jesus!

[blueinsa]

I know transfer windows are piled high with shite rumours, but for me, this one tops the Fucking lot.

I mean, he is probably on more money per week than eight of our top players combined.

If someone is just trying to do my bastard head in they have succeeded. Big time.

I’ve heard it’s Rangers that will get him mate ;-)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Do we get samaras back as part of the deal?

No gorgeous Greek, but I reckon we'll have to pay Gabby's wages and we'll have to stump up a transfer fee that would persuade Brenda to take him off our hands.

 

[Magicpole]

I suspect the money he is on isn't the main reason he won't be joining Celtic.

Exactly. Coming to the SPFL? Aye right.