Are we all going to die on Wednesday?

[NICKS BACK]

With this Nuclear Atom thing going on in Switzerland on Wednesday, scientists reckon that their is a 1% chance it will all go horribly wrong and cause a black hole that will kill us all. I have a few questions,

1) Why the fuck are they doing this? Do I give a shit about a missing particle/atom? Do I bollocks.

2) Why isnt anyone stopping Dr Evil doing this little shite experiment?

Sounds like madness to me.

BTW it would be typical city to discover a 500 billionaire, be the richest club in the world, sign Robinho and for us all to die a week later.

Rooney out!
Doubtful we will finish in top four?
World Cup a waste of time?
The job not quite what I thought?

Oh hang on WALCOTT'S on fire, all to live for LOL

 

[another generation]

As it's about 48 minutes until midnight in Switzerland, can we safely assume that they've packed up and gone home for the day, allowing us to live a little longer?

 

[sweynforkbeard]

No.

 

[Damocles]

Anyone who thinks that the LHC is going to destroy the world is just a twat

Classic.

Also, 1% chance is nowhere near the odds. It has a one in several hundred billion chance of happening. That's about the same as the LHC spawning a new race of firebreathing dragons who feed on happy feelings.

 

[bizzbo]

Anyone who thinks that the LHC is going to destroy the world is just a twat

Classic.

Also, 1% chance is nowhere near the odds. It has a one in several hundred billion chance of happening. That's about the same as the LHC spawning a new race of firebreathing dragons who feed on happy feelings.

true, but scientists are already working on a new generation of colliders that will drastically cut the odds of creating said dragons. as outlandish as it sounds, fire-breathing dragon spawning technology may one day become as ubiquitous as mobile phones are today.

 

[Skashion]

Anyone who thinks that the LHC is going to destroy the world is just a twat

Also, 1% chance is nowhere near the odds. It has a one in several hundred billion chance of happening.

How've you come up with that figure?

 

[charliebigspuds]

Its a definate yes for me so I'm off to my bunker, I'll see you all in the next life

 

[tommyducks]

With this Nuclear Atom thing going on in Switzerland on Wednesday, scientists reckon that their is a 1% chance it will all go horribly wrong and cause a black hole that will kill us all. I have a few questions,

1) Why the fuck are they doing this? Do I give a shit about a missing particle/atom? Do I bollocks.

2) Why isnt anyone stopping Dr Evil doing this little shite experiment?

Sounds like madness to me.

BTW it would be typical city to discover a 500 billionaire, be the richest club in the world, sign Robinho and for us all to die a week later.

Hope so. I've got 7 reports to write and I can't be arsed.

 

[BulgarianPride]

As it's about 48 minutes until midnight in Switzerland, can we safely assume that they've packed up and gone home for the day, allowing us to live a little longer?

So does this apply for every Wednesday or just the one in Sept back in 08? I am not sure if you realize that his thread is 2 years old.

 

[tommyducks]

As it's about 48 minutes until midnight in Switzerland, can we safely assume that they've packed up and gone home for the day, allowing us to live a little longer?

So does this apply for every Wednesday or just the one in Sept back in 08? I am not sure if you realize that his thread is 2 years old.

Thank God. We're going to live!