The missus has told me twice now that she's leaving me, both times after the derby, she claims I drink too much and become very aggressive, I had to point out that we lost the games so f off.
Then further pointed out that even with her gone, City will always be there for me. I can't remember some of my ex's names but I remember the City line up from that period.
I am married to City and I've stuck with her through the skint part of "for richer or poorer, now I'm starting to enjoy being well off :)