Aren't (some) women mental?

[Pigeonho]

Mrs pidge: Mart, I've had a really shit day today.
Me: Ok, well come home and i'll get us a bottle of wine. (Really though I go bank, get some dosh out and plan a nice few drinks and a meal).
Mrs pidge: Where's the wine?
Me: Better than that babe, come on, we're off out.
Mrs pidge: You're fuckin amazing you
Me: I know

2 hours later

Mrs pidge: Thanks so much for that, I really needed that, just being out and enjoying a meal was lovely.
Me: Its ok babe, I could tell you needed it. Oh, on Friday when we go to Lee and Paula's. me and Lee are going to whip out to the Legion for an hour.
Mrs pidge: Oh, how considerate.
Me: Eh?
Mrs pidge: well what about me?
Me: well you will be showing Paula your engagement ring and chatting shite about weddings, i've not seen Lee for ages so its all good.
Mrs pidge: you're just not listening are you?
Me: to what? about what? What have I done wrong?
Mrs pidge: you know what, forget it.

Mrs pidge dons coat, looks angry and storms off in a huff. I sit there, bemused and finish my pint, safe in the knowledge I have the house keys.

I mean what the fuck is it with these mental, ungrateful fucking women?!!!!

 

[Adam-mcfc]

Every single living woman is mental in some way or another.

 

[mammutly]

You insensitive bastard!

How could you do that to her???

 

[Patientman63]

Its like my old dad used to say:


Theres a right way of doing things

Theres a wrong way of doing things

And theres a womans way of doing things.


Kinda sums it all up really

 

[tueartsboots]

Ya dozy twat, bottle of wine and Iceland Lasagne with salad.
Phone Lee and suggest he says to his missus "Bin thinking love, been a while since you went out with Mrs Pidge."
Leave for about an hour, he then says "Hey, why not catch up on friday?"
His missus phones yours, roberts your fathers brother !

Can't moan that you and Lee will take the opportunity to catch up too !

 

[mackenzie]

Maybe she doesn't want to sit in with Paula?

Just a thought.

 

[gazhinio]

Women are bitches man!
My wife is puddled...took her to a show last night, nice meal, few drinks etc....today she is not speaking to me!

Why god why???

 

[meeesh]

Every single living woman is mental in some way or another.

Abso fuckin lutely

 

[mammutly]

Women are bitches man!
My wife is puddled...took her to a show last night, nice meal, few drinks etc....today she is not speaking to me!

Why god why???

Maybe she doesn't like strippers?

 

[Ducado]

You have to remember that what looks OK and reasonable to a bloke, is not OK and reasonable to a woman, I know it's a sweeping generalisation but they really are all the same.

But they are great, and when you step back it's all rather funny