Argh Bloody Doctors!

[Three_Hat-tricks]

I went to see my doctor today. He's ok but he's pretty deaf. He said "Mr Hat-tricks, I've had a look at your withered snake but if you need treatment for a reptile dysfunction, I suggest you go and see a vet as I'm not qualified to give a proper diagnosis." I replied, "No, I have erectile dysfunction."

 

[charliebigspuds]

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[Three_Hat-tricks]

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Aww thanks!

 

[charliebigspuds]

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Aww thanks!

I was gunna say you should have posted it in the jokes thread but its probably best you didn't! ;)

 

[2sheikhs]

So you can't do the galloping lizard either?

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

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Aww thanks!

I was gunna say you should have posted it in the jokes thread but its probably best you didn't! ;)

This beauty would have closed it, I know.

 

[davymcfc]

Not as annoying as the dyslexic Christians who knocked on my door last week. Told me I need to praise dog.

 

[johnny on the spot]

You are all under arrest.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I went to see my doctor and said I thought I had a problem with my ears. "What's the symptoms?" he asked, I said "It's a famous American cartoon family."