arrested on suspicion of having sex with a cat

[yeseye]

Possibly the ultimate bluemoon thread;

* A pun paradise
* A possibility of popcorn cat being used in context
* The lefties shouting about the perverts rights
* The nutjobs saying he should be neutered
* Using "pussy" as a double entendre
* The animal lovers getting all emotional
* A kangaroo court being played out

It should go into the classics in anticipation of what could happen.

A kangaroo court would be an interesting topic. Particularly if someone has once had sex with a kangaroo.

Any Aussie blues in tonight?

 

[mcfclovin88]

He was only caught because the cat coughed up a fur ball of his semen matted pubes.

 

[mackenzie]

Possibly the ultimate bluemoon thread;

* A pun paradise
* A possibility of popcorn cat being used in context
* The lefties shouting about the perverts rights
* The nutjobs saying he should be neutered
* Using "pussy" as a double entendre
* The animal lovers getting all emotional
* A kangaroo court being played out

It should go into the classics in anticipation of what could happen.

A kangaroo court would be an interesting topic. Particularly if someone has once had sex with a kangaroo.

Any Aussie blues in tonight?

Lol!!!

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

I think Ancoats the OP should edit his original title.

If he puts "Manchester United Footballer" in front of his original statement I am pretty sure that the frenzy of hits will enable Ric to go on another Ski-ing Holiday.

 

[billfromthehill]

How messed up in the head have you got to be to do that

Yeh like having a danger wank in a changing room?

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Why didn't he just smear kit-e-kat on his knob like everyone else the bloody weirdo.

 

[Davs 19]

Why didn't he just smear kit-e-kat on his knob like everyone else the bloody weirdo.

Very sharp teeth cats. So my mate says....

 

[Cellarite]

How messed up in the head have you got to be to do that

Yeh like having a danger wank in a changing room?

Utter perverts. The kind of people who would wear their partners knickers and heels in the bathroom for a spot of self pollution in the bathroom mirror only to panic when they hear they key in the front door and struggle across the landing so they don't get caught. These people worry me.

 

[mackenzie]

How messed up in the head have you got to be to do that

Yeh like having a danger wank in a changing room?

Utter perverts. The kind of people who would wear their partners knickers and heels in the bathroom for a spot of self pollution in the bathroom mirror only to panic when they hear they key in the front door and struggle across the landing so they don't get caught. These people worry me.

You are definitely on form tonight ;-)

 

[mcmanus]

This is how bad cat aids is really spread.