arrested on suspicion of having sex with a cat

[kaz7]

Every now and again a story leaves me speechless..

 

[Aphex]

Why didn't he just smear kit-e-kat on his knob like everyone else the bloody weirdo.

Very sharp teeth cats. So my mate says....

Tongue's like pincushions too. Horrible bastards.

 

[TheBlueDune]

A MAN whose hobby is dressing as a dog has been arrested on suspicion of having sex with a cat.


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Ryan Havens Tanneholz is accused of engaging in illegal sexual activity involving a small animal on numerous occasions
The 28-year-old, from Boise in Idaho, America, has been charged with six counts of crimes against nature
If found guilty, he could face a lengthy spell in prison.

Court officials claimed they did not know whether the cat belonged to the suspect
Tanneholz is believed to have been a "furry" - a person who enjoys dressing up as fictional animals.

Photos thought to have been posted online by Tanneholz show him in a blue "bubblegum husky" outfit.

A police spokesman claimed Tanneholz's case was "definitely unusual."

Me? How?

Is he called Claude Balls?

 

[mrcunny]

A bit hard to explain the scratch marks to the mrs..

grooming?

 

[Barcon]

Was it one of them with the sandy tongues?

 

[mancunial]

Must have been feline frisky?

 

[talkativesprout]

A MAN whose hobby is dressing as a dog has been arrested on suspicion of having sex with a cat.


<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/332231/Man-who-dresses-as-dog-arrested-on-suspicion-of-having-sex-with-cat" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... x-with-cat</a>



Ryan Havens Tanneholz is accused of engaging in illegal sexual activity involving a small animal on numerous occasions
The 28-year-old, from Boise in Idaho, America, has been charged with six counts of crimes against nature
If found guilty, he could face a lengthy spell in prison.

Court officials claimed they did not know whether the cat belonged to the suspect
Tanneholz is believed to have been a "furry" - a person who enjoys dressing up as fictional animals.

Photos thought to have been posted online by Tanneholz show him in a blue "bubblegum husky" outfit.

A police spokesman claimed Tanneholz's case was "definitely unusual."

"No means No"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UemuDAkLHig[/youtube]

 

[jimharri]

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Wearing them there kitten heels? I should say so.

 

[Unknown_Genius]

The phrase "Curiosity killed the cat" has now taken on a whole new meaning.