Arsenal fans.... a rant

[Damocles]

Someone asked how old am I?

Well what has that got to do with it?

FYI I am 25 year old gooner girl. But wait, to man city dinosaurs that probably makes my points invalid. Your club may want to try and attract supporters of all ages like Arsenal, beacause without a billionaire Sheikh bankrolling you, you would still be an ageing old fashoined, mid table outfit with a shrinking base of fans.

That's a damn lie. You're a male Mancunian United fan, at least according to your Facebook.

Anyway, thought I'd give you a little time so we could have some fun with you. Like a cheap whore, we've now had our fun with you and you are been thrown away without a second thought.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Someone asked how old am I?

Well what has that got to do with it?

FYI I am 25 year old gooner girl. But wait, to man city dinosaurs that probably makes my points invalid. Your club may want to try and attract supporters of all ages like Arsenal, beacause without a billionaire Sheikh bankrolling you, you would still be an ageing old fashoined, mid table outfit with a shrinking base of fans.

That's a damn lie. You're a male Mancunian United fan, at least according to your Facebook.

Anyway, thought I'd give you a little time so we could have some fun with you. Like a cheap whore, we've now had our fun with you and you are been thrown away without a second thought.

Love a happy ending !!

 

[stony]

Someone asked how old am I?

Well what has that got to do with it?

FYI I am 25 year old gooner girl. But wait, to man city dinosaurs that probably makes my points invalid. Your club may want to try and attract supporters of all ages like Arsenal, beacause without a billionaire Sheikh bankrolling you, you would still be an ageing old fashoined, mid table outfit with a shrinking base of fans.

That's a damn lie. You're a male Mancunian United fan, at least according to your Facebook.

Anyway, thought I'd give you a little time so we could have some fun with you. Like a cheap whore, we've now had our fun with you and you are been thrown away without a second thought.

Bwhahaha The sword of Damocles shows no mercy

 

[Balti]

arsenal fans - the new rags?

 

[blueinsa]

Someone asked how old am I?

Well what has that got to do with it?

FYI I am 25 year old gooner girl. But wait, to man city dinosaurs that probably makes my points invalid. Your club may want to try and attract supporters of all ages like Arsenal, beacause without a billionaire Sheikh bankrolling you, you would still be an ageing old fashoined, mid table outfit with a shrinking base of fans.

That's a damn lie. You're a male Mancunian United fan, at least according to your Facebook.

Anyway, thought I'd give you a little time so we could have some fun with you. Like a cheap whore, we've now had our fun with you and you are been thrown away without a second thought.

Beautiful Damo!

 

[mcmanus]

I have posted this before regards players wanting to play for clubs and ours are just mercenaries. ALL FUCKING FOOTBALLERS ARE MERCENARIES. They are allways after the bigger better deal.

Do you think we believe Balotelli grew up in Milan dreaming of playing for City? Just like Cesc grew up in the shadows of Nou Camp dreaming of playing for you and watching Martin Keown whack a ball over his head eh?

But mods can we keep our Arsenal pet

 

[stony]

So it's a male rag pretending to be a girl gooner. I wonder if he carries this fetish over into his personal life. I think there's something he's not telling us. I bet he loves having his starfish battered by pissed up blokes in back alleys while dressed as Dick Van Dyke in a frock.

 

[felixbg]

any united fan pretending to be a arsenal fan has real issues

 

[Balti]

is this him?

 

[GStar]

Arsenal fans can't take any moral high ground.

They haven't played anything like the football they did before/during and directly after the 'invincible' season. It's not pleasing on the eye to see pas, pass, pass, pass, break down.

They've gone too far past the line and it can border on the frustrating rather than the wonderful. Whilst Barca can pass Arsenall off the field, they can also be direct with their passing, they have a purpose and a plan. Arsenal seen to pass for passing's sake.

On top of that, whilst your captain continues to wave imaginary cards and your frontman elbows, kicks and shoves his way through matches before writhing around over nothing. As your centre back headbutts an opposition player.

It's safe to say you're not playing the beautiful game very well... 5 years trophy free and counting. They don't have the balance right, and their stereotype wore off long ago.