Arsenal thread | 2025/26

[Gumzy97]

That Dowman looks a brilliant talent. Hopefully they don’t put too much pressure on him

 

[hammocity]

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I JUST WATCHED!?!?

Lost for words!

How do I post the Eddie Murphy "Trading Places" gif?

That top video features Colin Newell who died nearly 5 years ago. He was very funny in the contrived TV series, Storage Hunters, AKA “Heavy D” and the Boominator”.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Scored a hat trick against city.

The real reason Farteta signed him.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Either that or the fact he's over 6'2''. The real question is though what is he like at squeezing a lemon?

 

[super_city_si]

Their threat this season hangs one whether they start playing football again now they have a proper striker or whether they see him as another useful giant for their set piece wankathon.

If its the former, they will be a good team and a genuine challenger.

 

[super_city_si]

Scored a hat trick against city.

The real reason Farteta signed him.

Plus he's tall and can be another threat on long throws ;)

 

[jimharri]

 

[Vienna_70]

That top video features Colin Newell who died nearly 5 years ago. He was very funny in the contrived TV series, Storage Hunters, AKA “Heavy D” and the Boominator”.

Mrs Vienna loved Storage Hunters.

I found Heavy D annoying in the extreme. Considering his size, it’s not a surprise that he’s passed away.

 

[hammocity]

Mrs Vienna loved Storage Hunters.

I found Heavy D annoying in the extreme. Considering his size, it’s not a surprise that he’s passed away.

Yep, he was a heart attack waiting to happen which is what happened.

He was annoying to others in the show but I found him entertaining.

The programme is repeated on a loop on U&Dave every day from noon.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Yep, he was a heart attack waiting to happen which is what happened.

He was annoying to others in the show but I found him entertaining.

The programme is repeated on a loop on U&Dave every day from noon.

Incredible daytime TV that show. The big fat Arsenal fan was a proper wind up merchant he used to have me in stitches. The host looks exactly like Dana White aswell.

 

[hammocity]

Incredible daytime TV that show. The big fat Arsenal fan was a proper wind up merchant he used to have me in stitches. The host looks exactly like Dana White aswell.

Not heard of Dana White but just googled him, he does resemble Sean Kelly who’s also a stand up comedian.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Seems they’re already going after Gyokeres after his cameo debut. Great fans.

 

[jimharri]

New season, same old Tarqs

 

[bridgeno1]

Seems they’re already going after Gyokeres after his cameo debut. Great fans.

Nobody is going after Gyokeres, he literally played 13 minutes and did more in that time than Martinelli did all game, and that's with being half-fit and jetlagged

We didn't even play our full strength XI so it was meaningless.

That being said the bald Voldemort looking guy on AFTV is going nuts at Arteta.

 

[bennyboy]

I think this is fair enough.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Nobody is going after Gyokeres, he literally played 13 minutes and did more in that time than Martinelli did all game, and that's with being half-fit and jetlagged

We didn't even play our full strength XI so it was meaningless.

That being said the bald Voldemort looking guy on AFTV is going nuts at Arteta.

Not what your own fans on Arsenal Mania were saying - whinging about your own fans on Twitter.

 

[bridgeno1]

Not what your own fans on Arsenal Mania were saying - whinging about your own fans on Twitter.

Suspect that's a few idiots trolling, as it would be ridiculous even by the standards of our needy fanbase.

Hopefully most fans realise it was a friendly where only 6 of our likely starting XI for our first PL match at Old Toilet started the game and the Spurs goal would have been disallowed by VAR in the Premier League. I remember Man City being dogshit in pre-season and then winning the Treble at the end of the season.

I will say that in all our games so far we've looked like the Arsenal of last season (tippy tappy sideways passing) albeit Zubimendi looks class and our best player has been 15 year old Max Dowman who (and I say this with a completely straight face) is already a more effective player than Saka with better dribbling ability and a better shot. I think we'll play him this season and he's not 16 until December.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Farteta interfering with opposition player outside his technical area.

Streamin link

#SomeThingsNeverChange

 

[Vienna_70]

How come cheating Arsenal are at the swamp for their first game?

I thought the fixtures didn’t pair top six sides in the opening round of fixt….

As you were, everybody.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Suspect that's a few idiots trolling, as it would be ridiculous even by the standards of our needy fanbase.

Hopefully most fans realise it was a friendly where only 6 of our likely starting XI for our first PL match at Old Toilet started the game and the Spurs goal would have been disallowed by VAR in the Premier League. I remember Man City being dogshit in pre-season and then winning the Treble at the end of the season.

I will say that in all our games so far we've looked like the Arsenal of last season (tippy tappy sideways passing) albeit Zubimendi looks class and our best player has been 15 year old Max Dowman who (and I say this with a completely straight face) is already a more effective player than Saka with better dribbling ability and a better shot. I think we'll play him this season and he's not 16 until December.

I see he’s now limited comments on his Instagram. All this after a cameo. Long season for him and this element of your fan base.