An Arsenal fan arrives home
Wife/partner/coterie of gay lovers - 'Hello, dear, there's shepherds pie for tea.'
Arsenal fan - 'BOO, BOO, BOO, BOOOOOOOOO, BOOOOO!'
Wife etc - 'Oh, would you rather have a nice lambchop with a few roasties?'
The Arser - 'BOO, BOOOOO, BOO BOO BOO, BOOO!'
Wife etc - 'Just sit down and I'll bring you a nice cup of Rosie Lee.'
Anus - 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BOO.'
Wife etc - 'Oh, no, not another blow to your inflated expectation of your teams divine right to automatic victory despite the evidence to the contrary that has been building for some while that that suave yet supercilious aging lounge lizard who has outstayed his tenure as manager has lost the plot.'