Ardwick AFC
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- 11 Oct 2011
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Remember the class clown at school?
The fat lad who sat at the back of the classroom, dicking about. Most people got on with him and he was harmless enough.
Well, since his Mam won the lottery, his personal trainer managed to get rid of his gut, and the beauty treatments at the spa have really sorted his skin out, not to mention his new barnet and mediterranian glow. He now turns upto school on a harley davidson, with the best looking, biggest breasted girl in the school on his arm. Private tuition has boosted his grades, and he's now on course for straight A's. He's also been made captain if the school football team, and won the lead role in the school play.
It's fair to say that most of the school would now hate him.
The fat lad who sat at the back of the classroom, dicking about. Most people got on with him and he was harmless enough.
Well, since his Mam won the lottery, his personal trainer managed to get rid of his gut, and the beauty treatments at the spa have really sorted his skin out, not to mention his new barnet and mediterranian glow. He now turns upto school on a harley davidson, with the best looking, biggest breasted girl in the school on his arm. Private tuition has boosted his grades, and he's now on course for straight A's. He's also been made captain if the school football team, and won the lead role in the school play.
It's fair to say that most of the school would now hate him.