Ashton United submit loan offer for Haaland

[dhruvblue]

Could ask for Penaldo on loan.

PR37 at work

 

[Indaparkside]

They were offered rashford but said no they need a striker

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Not as big a piss take as pogba to juventus for 80k, back to the rags for 80m, and then back to juventus on a free.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Very good.

 

[franksinatra]

Great stuff. Well done Ashton. Some of the comments though believing its a serious request or possibly going to happen. Not a clue how they get through the day.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

People in the comments not getting the joke haha.

We’ve said yes, so there

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I almost admire the cheek of it.

We don't want him playing for any fuckin' team called United. And what about those Rag fans who play for Ashton - they'll be out to do a similar job to what MadDog did to his Dad.

 

[franksinatra]

We don't want him playing for any fuckin' team called United. And what about those Rag fans who play for Ashton - they'll be out to do a similar job to what MadDog did to his Dad.

I genuinely hope you are joking.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I genuinely hope you are joking.

Settle into yer armchair, Frank! 100% of my posts are jokes, even the serious ones.

 

[franksinatra]

Settle into yer armchair, Frank! 100% of my posts are jokes, even the serious ones.

Brilliant!! You should read the comments to the tweet, hard to know these days