Asked to be Godfather

[leighton]

I had my little girl christened the only reason mainly schooling. Not that many schools that are educate together around where we are sadly. And it can be a problem getting them a school if there not.
As for christening just be there for your mate. Dont worry about a gift you will see something and if they dont like it fuck them.
Sure enjoy the christening party thats what i loved sorting. Getting family and friends to the pub soup and sambos on the go and finger food and a few beers. Well thats if you can hold any parties when it is on.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Yeah, if they want to go to a Catholic school. And no other reason.

Anyway, I think a horse's head is traditional.

Baptised

 

[Ribchester]

Not exactly the same but bought my brother in law (who would have been a baby at the time) Colin the King's autobiography and got him to sign it and personalise for his 18th birthday.

Still for it hidden away - the ungrateful little shit doesn't even like City...............

Next birthday send him Van Nistlerooys head

 

[BLUEYESTU]

Why would you buy him a present? Has he asked for anything?

No I just was under the impression that godparents buy the child a gift - some kind of special keepsake etc.

 

[yeseye]

 

[blue wang]

zippo lighter,

get them a a really nice picture frame, dont skimp on the price, go to john lewis or something like that

This is an implicit encouragement to smoke... otherwise it a nice gift. Not sure for a kid though

 

[blue wang]

If he is a boy, get him circumsized and then keep the foreskin.. Put is one of those Jars with the preservative fluid. Always a winner.

 

[Mayor West]

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

 

[WNRH]

Christenings are the worst social event.

A bunch of people sat around round tables on a Sunday afternoon dressed up in suits/dresses that either don’t fit or aren’t in style anymore because you refuse to pay £100 on one just for a christening, nursing a drink because you have work the next day with loads of kids running round with the soundtrack of Frozen blaring out in the background on repeat before some entertainer comes in blowing up balloons in the shape of elephants.

Hell.