At what age should you really not wear shorts?

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Correct!

Attire of the fashion-absent.

Fashion is what I wear - not necessarily what other people wear!

 

[Bluesince1979]

47 and everyday for work and any warm weekend.

if youve got horrible white skinny hairy legs, keep em hid

and never .. NEVER … wear anything 3/4 length

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Surely one of the great things about middle / old age is you don't have to worry about looking a **** anymore?

Needn't be middle nor old age, M. Shouldn't let other folk decide what yer should wear 'cos they don't like what you'd choose. Anyway, Mrs Ewing has always been my 'style guru' so 'fashion' isn't something I would entertain with a flying fuck!

 

[hammocity]

I wouldn’t put an age on it. But men with very chunky (fat) calves should avoid shorts at ANY age. Even worse when they wear shorts with flip flops….you look like cunts.

Furthermore, the only place flip flops should be worn is around the house or at the pool/beach. No one wants to see your manky feet down the pub. Put them away.

Mate who used to come on the Lad's holiday abroad was nicknamed "pensioner legs" first time anyone had seen him in shorts, he was only mid 30's.

 

[hammocity]

when your balls start hanging down to the knees, would be a good time!

Split my shorts climbing over a barranca on a golf course in Spain, was in the clubhouse when the young waitress came to get our order, mate nudged me. Looked down and my underpants were showing through my split with a glimpse of a bollock on show, embarrassed to fuck.

 

[wayne71]

I think a more interesting thread WW is should blokes shave their legs?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I wear shorts as often as I can.
I look good in any clothes ( but not womens ) as I have always retained my boyish good looks and physique.

 

[BimboBob]

I wear shorts as often as I can.
I look good in any clothes ( but not womens ) as I have always retained my boyish good looks and physique.

All true. At least you haven't told lies and untruths like that other charlatan.

 

[Bill Walker]

If you keep yourself in good nick, you should be able to wear shorts (trainers, slim fit or tapered jeans, vests…) in your 70s and 80s.

The key to everything in life is to never ever let yourself slide!

Never stop exercising, never become a slob, never stop eating well, never start eating shite, never give up on being healthy.

The only thing that stops old people being able to have the body of a man in their 20s is giving up on being healthy too early in life meaning their bodies are fucked.

Very wise words mate

 

[kaz7]

I still wear shorts , even boots if it is wet out , i dont care

 

[GazM]

54 and deffo shorts May-October. Mind you I am in the gym a lot & don't want no white-as-milk legs on show like some. F**king odd having to wear long pants this time of year. Oh and a big no to 3/4 length - WTF ?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

All true. At least you haven't told lies and untruths like that other charlatan.

Half the lies I tell are not true

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If you wear those three quarter length twat pants, you need to re-evaluate your life

Just seen a bloke in our local Co op with a pair on, what an utter twat he looked. Urban camo I believe....white socks and trainers like fucking moon boots. I swear he was American.

 

[Mr Fraser]

Or how old should you be to wear long trousers. In my first year at 2ndary school boy in my class wore shorts all year

 

[hilts]

I think I have reached it (45) - look an absolute ****.

You do but what have shorts got to do with it?

 

[Stoned Rose]

***WAVES***
I wear them all year round and I am 62. Saying that, it never goes below 25'c here so I may have an excuseView attachment 22248

Cleft needs work.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Wear them all year round in Florida including to work.
However...... elderly Yanks who wear shorts and their shirt tucked in need to have a word with themselves

 

[Eccles Blue]

I wear them round the house and garden but wouldn’t go out in them! I’m too old for that.