Match predictions:
1. We will smash them by three of four
2. Simeone will run up and down the touchline waving imaginary cards
3. At least four Atletico players will have life threatening injuries during the game but miraculously recover after a couple of minutes
4. If you thought the likes of Palace and Neverton could waste time you ain't seen nothing yet
5. The ref will add on zero minutes of injury time in the first half
6. A fucking drum will find its way into the ground but scores of City fans will be told they can't bring a bag in with them and have to pay £5 to store it somewhere
7. The stupid anthem will be booed but on TV the music will be just turned up to mask the booing
8. TV commentators will manage to mention the rags in the first ten minutes
1. We will smash them by three of four
2. Simeone will run up and down the touchline waving imaginary cards
3. At least four Atletico players will have life threatening injuries during the game but miraculously recover after a couple of minutes
4. If you thought the likes of Palace and Neverton could waste time you ain't seen nothing yet
5. The ref will add on zero minutes of injury time in the first half
6. A fucking drum will find its way into the ground but scores of City fans will be told they can't bring a bag in with them and have to pay £5 to store it somewhere
7. The stupid anthem will be booed but on TV the music will be just turned up to mask the booing
8. TV commentators will manage to mention the rags in the first ten minutes