Phil Collins' is VERY good.
Mike Rutherford not as good as Phil's, but ok
RL's
Morley's is good.
If you're having trouble sleeping, Iestyn Harris' will have you "in the land of nod", within seconds.
Ive read a few more, but they are basically "thick lad, gets into trouble, starts playing rugby to save himself, retires"
Mike Atherton's is good.
Both Brian Clough ones are good, but the first is the best.