Average time

[BlueBearBoots]

Suppose it depends on whether you are on the 2nd 3rd or 4th time in the same year :)

Edited for Cellarites.

Haha AG

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Wow, that's some fast acting Royhpnol.
I'm usually done and off to the fridge before the end of the five furlong race I'm watching, once I realise that I haven't backed the winner.

 

[nelsons willie]

Forewhat?

Brace yaself lass or something similar.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

My mate shagged his missus in the ad break on Corrie and brewed up for the both of them before part two came on.

 

[Rascal]

My mate shagged his missus in the ad break on Corrie and brewed up for the both of them before part two came on.

HE brewed up

Thats dreadful

 

[ob]

hopes 6 mins includes dressing and undressing (without foreplay)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Takes me 5 of the 6 ferreting around in the undergrowth looking for a way in

 

[bgblue]

My mate shagged his missus in the ad break on Corrie and brewed up for the both of them before part two came on.

HE brewed up

Thats dreadful

That's exactly what I thought. Obviously gay

 

[jimharri]

My mate shagged his missus in the ad break on Corrie and brewed up for the both of them before part two came on.

HE brewed up

Thats dreadful

That's exactly what I thought. Obviously gay

I'd have thought the fact he watched Corrie would have confirmed that!

 

[bgblue]

Must've been the trademans so he can watch the adverts :-)