Not footy related but here goes;
me and 11 mates went sea fishing at Ross on sea about 3 years ago, just got out on the boat n were setting up to start when I asked the skipper where the toilet was and a few of the lads started laughing! The skipper threw me a roll of bog roll n pointed me to the front of the boat, now at the start of a 6 hour trip I certainly wernt holding it in, so I hung my arse over the side of the boat and curled a cracker, cleaned myself up and went back to join the others! Next thing one of the lads on the other side of the boat let out a heave as my log went bobbing past, before you know it a seagull swooped down n necked the turd in one arrow! Cue the rest of the piss takers throwing up over the side of the boat calling me allsorts!
That'll teach em for laughing!