Awkward Situations

[gaudinho's stolen car]

why didnt you leave them alone? if you knew your bro was in a mood because of you speaking to his bird, then you should of left it there.

heres my advice;

That's right, don't be a blue hen cube.

 

[Mikem93]

why didnt you leave them alone? if you knew your bro was in a mood because of you speaking to his bird, then you should of left it there.

heres my advice;

I didn't know why he was in a mood, and I still don't. I can only presume it was because I was talking to his girlfriend. Who gets in a mood because their girlfriend is talking to the people they brought her round to meet though ?

 

[Pigeonho]

why didnt you leave them alone? if you knew your bro was in a mood because of you speaking to his bird, then you should of left it there.

heres my advice;

I didn't know why he was in a mood, and I still don't. I can only presume it was because I was talking to his girlfriend. Who gets in a mood because their girlfriend is talking to the people they brought her round to meet though ?

Those who want to make their girlfriend walk like John Wayne and smell like John West.

 

[BlueDean]

I got to page 2, skipped a few and im now here.

Did he smash it?

 

[BlueHammer85]

And why didn't you just leave him alone with her instead of being a bell end?

this is why i love bluemoon

 

[whitt]

I got to page 2, skipped a few and im now here.

Did he smash it?

He didn't even partake in a spot of Irish DJ ing. What a let down eh.

 

[Big Blue Swede]

Fair play to the comments, I even laughed at the shittest of puns after that mundane read..

 

[BlueHammer85]

why the hell would you care that your bro is not talking to his bird

jesus christ, go to your room and bash one out. not sit there being a pillock

 

[Rushton121]

Yeah I concur, if you knew your brother was being a bit of a woman and was in a mood you should've left it there, not sit there and carry on talking to her.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Wait until he's had too much to drink one night and they both stumble upstairs.
Press your ear to the door and if you hear the words 'I don't know what's going on. This has never happened to me before.' thats your big moment.
Saunter in and climb into bed, lying inbetween the two of them. Start chatting to his girlfriend.
It will be okay because they'll have probably have put the telly on to drown out any noise so you can watch that.