Lucky Toma said:
Just been on my first ever blind date. I wasn't keen with the idea from the off but the mutual friends of the two of us were so sure we'd click they pestered us both individually for a while.
They came with us thankfully as it was a fucking nightmare.
Went for a meal and as she got out of the car - looking like an aged Kermit the Frog in a green fucking tracksuit! - her first words were 'Fucking hell, my mouth's as dry as a rat's arse'. Nice.
I had literally no interest in her but here's the thing - she blanked me from the very beginning. I mean literally blanked me. If I talked to her she'd ignore me and talk to the other group we were with. Never before encountered such avoidable rudeness.
So what's the worst date you've ever been on?
Thats because most women want to be chased and there is always some stupid bastard that will do it. This has led to a state of affairs where the market value of vagina has soured higher than oil prices. Strange as the market is saturated with vagina so the prices should be bottoming out to a level where even the weakest of men can invest in a few shares. But NOOOOO! Due to the weak and clownish among us who invest over the odds even for tainted vagina the price continues to rise. This has allowed even the most hideous of women to walk around knowing that some clown will swoop in with a cape and save them even if they have another mans semen still fresh running down their legs. I would have kindly excused myself thanked her for a lovely evening and left.
For the above mentioned reasons I do not date its uncomfortable and awkward and as you must have gauged by now I do not like to force myself to follow so called "social norms" that were dictated by others. If you like me cool lets hang out casually no rules or regulations this makes it so much simplier and comfortable. If we end up eating something it is not a forced social interaction of getting dressed, booking a restaurant and having to be someone I am not. It is because we are both hungry and decided to pick up something or go to one of ours and cook something. Humans connect quicker when there is no pressure and no expectation just people having fun.
I salute your patience with that cow you sound like a gentleman and deserve much better. Remember this it is a buyers market we do not have ovaries that wither and die nor a body clock that screams "settle down". Does not matter what you look like or how old you are as long as you are comfortable, well groomed and confident the market is yours to manipulate. Ignore the screams of the castrated clowns who have invested in the wrong ones just to not be alone. Take your time and enjoy it until you find what YOU want. Men have it the best its just they have been conditioned to forget that. GOOD LUCK.