Balotelli Facts:

[tyqmvko]

Balotelli can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Balotelli can touch MC Hammer.

If you spell Balotelli in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

[Barcon]

Balotelli would be more in touch with his feminine side than any other man........... If he had one.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Balotelli has Veni Vidi Vici tattooed on his forehead....on the INSIDE

Fact.

 

[Citizen Green]

Mario Balotelli can transform into a tank.

 

[malc47]

Balotelli has never played or scored a goal at Eastlands

 

[MCFC Glynn]

Balotelli is really Berti Glauber in disguise :-)<br /><br />-- Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:51 am --<br /><br />Balotelli is really Berti Glauber in disguise :-)

 

[i kne albert davy]

balotelli scores goal on unwatchable web stream and is never seen again?

 

[garnett727]

if balotelli and tevez were to mate, they would produce god

 

[Lordeffingham]

if balotelli and tevez were to mate, they would produce god

WRONG, Tevez and God did mate and produced Balotelli, fact

 

[rogdogblue]

He refuses to drive on the left.