Balotelli Facts:

[inbetween]

Mario Balotelli could strangle you with a cordless phone.

 

[antste]

Balotelli CAN belive its not butter

 

[bluestevei]

Bolatelli is an Italian Football player

thats a lie, hes only pretends to play football once in a while

 

[James23]

Red Bull is Mario Balotelli's urine.

 

[bugsyblue]

Balotelli was originally cast for the role of Frances 'Baby' Houseman in Dirty Dancing, alongside Patrick Swaitze, only to pull out 9 days before filming due to the writer including a last minute additional line of dialogue in the script. Nobody puts Balotelli in a corner!

 

[blueshortshorts]

Balotelli's nob is 2 inches...off the floor

Balotelli's legs are only 3 inches long

 

[adamgregory]

Ballotelli is not Rafa Benitez.... FACT

 

[BlueGun]

Balotelli's parents are white.. Fact

 

[Dextersmate]

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is FORTY FIVE

 

[youngguv]

Balotelli invented the Big Mac.