Balotelli penalties

[dannyboy29]

They go to the left
they go to the riiiight
Mario's pens make keepers look shite.

 

[toddluvzgta]

They go to the left
they go to the riiiight
Mario's pens make keepers look shite.

a way better chant than the one we've got going right now. alll u need is a tune to go along with it now

 

[Tricky_Trev]

For his next penalty, he should just smash it in the corner with no stutter. The keeper will be expecting him to halt his run up, so probably wont have even dived yet when the ball is flying past him.

 

[Any1aBlue]

I saw a photo of the penalty, taken at the point he struck the ball. What's amazing is he's actually looking to his left but striking the ball to his right. If you look at his face you would be 100% certain the ball would be kicked right, which is where the keeper went.
What's also amazing is the angle of the right foot and bowed right leg compared to the standing left leg. The angles are so wrong that it appears he has broken it and it makes you wince. Etraordinary.

 

[sunsudesura]

Keeper dives left.. so he puts it to his right.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmLLptfakTY[/youtube]

And if the keeper tries to be clever and not commit..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9buFS_2lyQY&feature=related[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpbaCNRGw-k&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[skillman]

I've never been so confident yet worried about a penalty than I was on Wednesday. I Knew he'd score but I was worried he'd do something stupid like a chip or whatever.

He's the master of penalty taking. Scored all he's taken. I rememeber thinking Tevez was class at them but have learnt to doubt that theory because he is shite at them and the more I look at the ones he scored, he was lucky on quite a few. The one he did strike well however was Chelsea away in the 4-2 win, great pen.

 

[BringBackSwales]

They go to the left
they go to the riiiight
Mario's pens make keepers look shite.

a way better chant than the one we've got going right now. alll u need is a tune to go along with it now

better than the Oh Balotelli song?? How very wrong you are

 

[jacko8684]

They go to the left
they go to the riiiight
Mario's pens make keepers look shite.

a way better chant than the one we've got going right now. alll u need is a tune to go along with it now

better than the Oh Balotelli song?? How very wrong you are

very wrong...and the tune would be same as johnnos no?

 

[Nelly's Left Foot]

I've never been so confident yet worried about a penalty than I was on Wednesday. I Knew he'd score but I was worried he'd do something stupid like a chip or whatever.

He's the master of penalty taking. Scored all he's taken. I rememeber thinking Tevez was class at them but have learnt to doubt that theory because he is shite at them and the more I look at the ones he scored, he was lucky on quite a few. The one he did strike well however was Chelsea away in the 4-2 win, great pen.

I would worry about anyone who EVER thought Tevez was a class penatly taker :)

 

[AcceptedWalnut]

Not sure if this pics been posted before so i apologise if it has :)