BlueMoonie said:HappyG said:It's bad enough getting caught having a sneaky tug to the five minute freeview, but having my nan walk in while I'm having a power wank to sky sports italia takes the piss, although she did say it looked like my grandads bless her.
you got it in her eye?
No...all soft wrinkly and squidgy, trying to have have sex would be like trying to get a marsh mallow into a moneybox :)