Balotelli.

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BlueMoonie said:
HappyG said:
It's bad enough getting caught having a sneaky tug to the five minute freeview, but having my nan walk in while I'm having a power wank to sky sports italia takes the piss, although she did say it looked like my grandads bless her.

you got it in her eye?

No...all soft wrinkly and squidgy, trying to have have sex would be like trying to get a marsh mallow into a moneybox :)
 
SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MARIOOOOOOOOOOO BALOTELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss :)

jizm
 
Hi guys

just returned from italy today, just after the news broke about Balotelli. Obviously it was all over the Italian press. Great news
 
samharris said:
BlueMoonie said:
you got it in her eye?

No...all soft wrinkly and squidgy, trying to have have sex would be like trying to get a marsh mallow into a moneybox :)

This raises a good point. HappyG are you sure you're not worried about your dick looking like an old man's?
 
Well I hope he turns out good. I have to admit, prior to all this shit I had never heard of him and he looks average on Youtube.
 
c4lv3rt said:
HappyG said:
It's bad enough getting caught having a sneaky tug to the five minute freeview, but having my nan walk in while I'm having a power wank to sky sports italia takes the piss, although she did say it looked like my grandads bless her.


haha im pretty speechless reading that lol....

That is just wrong
 
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