Barkley Pulls out of Chelsea Deal during medical

[I'm Blue]

I reckon he's after a big payday when he's on a free..

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

His leg fell off when he was on the treadmill, he should be fit to start for Evertons next home game after a doctor applied superglue.

 

[01cravend]

And?

Was a question because those two are bottlers too

 

[Neville Kneville]

Hmmm wonder what they found?

Mike Parry's head, stuck up his arse.

 

[KCblue]

He wants to stay with Everton until January and then consider his future.

I reckon he's after a big payday when he's on a free..

The correct answer. Probably thought to himself, move to a bigger club but probably sit on the bench, or wait a few months and decide where I want to go + receive a big signing on fee.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

 

[80s Shorts]

Mike Parry's head, stuck up his arse.

Haha, wondered why I hadn't heard that daft twat in a while.

 

[TCIB]

It never comes out that a player has failed a medical as i assume it basically kills their career in many ways. I do not know for sure ofc but i would not put money against it being he failed said medical.

What is his injury record like?

Edit: Just seen he is out atm with a hamstring issue atm at any rate.

 

[Thekinkygoat]

Mike Parry's head, stuck up his arse.

That's actually an impressive feat, Parry had his head stuck so far up his own arse I would have put the mortgage on him never getting it out, never mind managing to insert it into someone else's rectum.

 

[TonyM]

Maybe they tried to stick a finger up his bum. I ran out of the doctors when they tried that with me once.