BBC licence fee

[Mr Kobayashi]

Make sure to cut the plug off to ensure the TV detectors and inspectors don't catch you.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I hope that’s a joke.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I hope that’s a joke.

It's the only way to guarantee they won't knock at the door.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's the only way to guarantee they won't knock at the door.

Might want to delete the BBC app on your phone too, just in case.

Only have it on your burner phones.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I haven't paid for a TV licence for about 5 years. I emailed them saying i don't watch BBC or use iPlayer. They replied saying the usual old baloney - "you may get a visit from someone from TV licencing team". I haven't yet, and if i do they won't be coming in.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I haven't paid for a TV licence for about 5 years. I emailed them saying i don't watch BBC or use iPlayer. They replied saying the usual old baloney - "you may get a visit from someone from TV licencing team". I haven't yet, and if i do they won't be coming in.

What if they have big norks/feet?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Unless accompanied by a police officer and a warrant tell them to fuck off.
Even if they get in and you have a TV plugged in and connected you are committing no offence.
It is watching live TV that is the offence, not being equipped to do so...

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

What if they have big norks/feet?

They get let in and dry bummed.

 

[marco]

big increase on the way, myself not arsed as i stopped the funding of the gravy train 15 years back, when is it enough for others to become licence free

 

[Blue and true]

Just eat the tele before they have a chance to nick ya...

(Hope there are some Young Ones fans on here)