I'm all for big projects and the directing of stuff to the North.
So come on, let's get behind Scummy Jim - not Scruffy Jim.
He's recognised exactly what Old Toilet is, and we should get behind his calls for the new National Hub of Scum to be centralised on M16 0RA - it's the biggest site for scum in the North West; close to Manchester and already stinking and scummy after years of neglect.
So, let's use our airport and transport links and let's campaign with Scummy Jim for Old Toilet to become recognised as the leading candidate for processing the nation's scum.
Slogan - Follow Scummy Jim; Shit Comes Upto Manchester; S.C.U.M.