Ben White

[Bluewonder]

Because Phil is the smallest player in our team and Ben White is a coward.

Hence he plays for the bottlers.

 

[Asa's left peg]

He's a twat ?!?

 

[Half time draw tickets]

Because he looks like a radioactive musketeer?

 

[kunaguero10]

Because Phil is the smallest player in our team and Ben White is a coward.

Hence he plays for the bottlers.

And he's a weird orange **** who says he doesn't watch football

 

[chaddblue]

Ben white is a strange looking freak who admits to not even liking football!

Apparently not just him... his whole family are completely uninterested in football

Which beggars the question.... how did he become a footballer

 

[stonerblue]

Snidey shithouse who, like the rest of his team, bottled it when it mattered most.

 

[jimharri]

Apparently not just him... his whole family are completely uninterested in football

Which beggars the question.... how did he become a footballer

Won a competition?

 

[SatOnTheWall]

Oompa Loompa

 

[BringBackSwales]

Has anyone any idea why white had a go at Phil after the game at the Etihad ?

Because Rico Lewis wasn’t playing

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Because Rico Lewis wasn’t playing

Always makes me laugh how teams serially target him as being the youngest. He grew up in his dad's kickboxing gym, would love to see him fling a roundhouse round someone's ribs but maybe that's not in the spirit of the game. Worth the 10-game ban if its on some **** like Mount or Havertz, just my opinion.