Bercow stepping down

[The perfect fumble]

I need to maintain my man of the people charade.

I have the same problem....

So I keep a low profile.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Wouldn't it go better with this - conducted by the fluent Russian speaker Comrade Murray of course

Were you taking a slash when they were handing out a sense of humour?

 

[The perfect fumble]

My old boss (who was the best I ever had) outside work was a JP from the Home Counties who was also a socialist, which is a bizarre mix, so It could have been both tbf.

Apropos nothing at all, my old boss (who was the best I ever had) was a rag and he never ate greens.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I have the same problem....

So I keep a low profile.

I never realised that Kate O'Mara had such a cracking pair of legs, not that Peter Wyngarde would have noticed!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Apropos nothing at all, my old boss (who was the best I ever had) was a rag and he never ate greens.

Mine hated football, or 'soccer' as he witheringly referred to it as, so not the same bloke I assume!

 

[MillionMilesAway]

My old boss sat next to Ronnie Corbett at a function once and said he was a ****.

Ronnie or your old boss?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Ronnie or your old boss?

Ronnie (Corbett!)

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Ronnie (Corbett!)

Disappointing. If it had been the other way round, it would have been super (if a bit weird).

 

[George Hannah]

Were you taking a slash when they were handing out a sense of humour?

just a few nicks

 

[mat]

Our democracy and the very foundations of our way of life are under attack.
Whichever side of the Brexit debate you sit on no one should be happy with these developments.
I for one am fearful of what comes next.

Can Boris stop parliament from reopening?

That my biggest fear.