Bernard Matthews

[daveduke67]

RIP

Turkey Drummers were ace as a kid in the 80's with chips and beans

(texts mrs to go to iceland to get some in memory of Bernard)

Ask her for a gobble!

 

[Fame Monster]

It won't be long before someone bends the rule of pun, by using a topic which isn't bird related. When that happens, I'll tuna out.

 

[bluevengence]

RIP

Turkey Drummers were ace as a kid in the 80's with chips and beans

(texts mrs to go to iceland to get some in memory of Bernard)

Ask her for a gobble!

Then grab her breasts and ask her if she`s up for a roasting

 

[Fame Monster]

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Ask her for a gobble!

Then grab her breasts and ask her if she`s up for a roasting

Let's adhere to the 1 pun per post rule please.

 

[johnmc]

Then grab her breasts and ask her if she`s up for a roasting

Let's adhere to the 1 pun per post rule please.

At least someone paid attention - please adhere to the rules from heron

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

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Ask her for a gobble!

Then grab her breasts and ask her if she`s up for a roasting

...or even a spit roasting,if you have a mate who's a leg man,and she's a game bird.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

An attempt to steal his crown has been foiled according the frying squad !

 

[Pearcey]

I'm glad he's dead the murdering bastard.

 

[bluevengence]

Then grab her breasts and ask her if she`s up for a roasting

Let's adhere to the 1 pun per post rule please.

stuff that

 

[pominoz]

RIP that man.

He died on his 80th birthday yesterday, the odds of that?!

365-1,apparently.